34 times we could totally relate to Anna Kendrick’s tweets
Anna Kendrick may not post on Twitter so much these days but over the last few years her tweets have often been gold. She may be an award winning actress and singer and we’re, well, not, but her tweets are often so relatable that we’ve found ourselves reading them like this.
Anna is 34 today so, to celebrate her special day, we’ve rounded up 34 of her funniest and most relatable tweets.
1.
When I misspell a word so badly that there are no replacement suggestions the sense of shame follows me all day.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 17, 2013
2.
People who care about celebrity babies are creepy. “What will her baby look like?!” A baby. You’ve seen a baby right? It’ll look like that.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) October 1, 2013
3.
Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I’m gonna eat when I get off work.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 21, 2014
4.
I like to think of myself less like “an adult” and more like a “former fetus.”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 24, 2014
5.
Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities”
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) June 4, 2014
6.
Can I petition to make holding grudges an Olympic event? Cause I’ve been in training my whole life.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 28, 2014
7.
I get bummed out when I end up being on time but I’d worked up a really solid “why I’m late” story.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 11, 2014
8.
I get the same feeling at the dentist that I get when a cop car is behind me; I haven’t done anything wrong, but I feel incredibly guilty.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 30, 2014
9.
You’re probably right.*
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*You’re wrong, I just don’t want to seem like a dick about it.— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) December 24, 2014
10.
Yes of course I got your text – I’m just ignoring it. Don’t make it weird.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 27, 2015
11.
I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 28, 2015
12.
“I don’t want a whole dessert, let’s just get two spoons” – Former friends of mine.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 12, 2015
13.
It’s cute how I used to think this “barely-holding-it-together” feeling was temporary.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 17, 2015
14.
Does anyone else think “don’t be a weirdo, don’t be a weirdo” over and over when entering social gatherings? Cause I don’t.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 8, 2015
15.
“Shame. She was normally so good with those wolves” – Someone at my funeral, I hope.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 2, 2015
16.
That thing where you haven’t shaved your legs in a bit so you decide to wait and get a wax but then you don’t do that either.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 20, 2015
17.
Oh God. I just realized I’m stuck with me my whole life.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 26, 2015
