Take the Psychopath Test!
The world would be a boring place if we were all the same. Our quirks help make us unique and our little foibles are often some of our most endearing qualities. BUT there are limits on such types of behaviour, definite limits, so here’s a quick test to see if you have psychopathic tendencies.
If you do any of the following then, we’re sorry to say, you are a monster and should never be allowed to associate with civilised people ever again.
1. You hang a toilet roll this way.
2. You have the TV volume on an odd number*
(*odd numbers that are in multiples of 5, however, are acceptable)
3. You eat a burger with a knife and fork.
4. You commit sacrilege like this on a pizza.
5. You put the milk in the cup before the boiling water when making a cup of tea.
6. You eat a Kit Kat like this.
7. Or like this.
8. Or like this!
9. You respond to someone’s text message by phoning them.
DO MORE THAN ONE OF THESE?
GET HELP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
