25 of the funniest things we’ve seen this week
The heatwave broke this week with some spectacular storms and flooding, but they weren’t as tempestuous as Boris Johnson’s reception in Scotland, and then also in Wales, where the booing registered at least a 3.5 on the Richter scale. We discovered that any kind of Brexit comes with at least a thirty per cent chance of a recession, so we really needed a laugh, and that’s where these jokers stepped in.
1.
Dr Christian says there’s no such thing as a “super food”.
Err… it’s written on the fucking packaging, mate. pic.twitter.com/7g7W24935Y
— Jason (@NickMotown) July 28, 2019
2.
Gonna take my horse to the Old Kent Road, I’m gonna goooo to the big Tesco
— Sam Keogh (@SamKeogh85) July 28, 2019
3.
Someone call the actual police pic.twitter.com/JH0EIH5fpn
— dec (@ildathach) July 28, 2019
4.
More rules from the snowflake generation pic.twitter.com/w5ipAUkuvL
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) July 27, 2019
5.
Saw this little buddy which a kid must have dropped at Baker Street!
Please do not share so it can be reunited with their owner, children need to learn to be responsible and find out about the true meaning of loss like the rest of us. pic.twitter.com/wGscvySMUs
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 29, 2019
6.
why does this dog food look like a poster for an award-winning arthouse drama about a troubled terrier compelled to battle the forces of agrarian darkness pic.twitter.com/05qgQ9BlnN
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) July 27, 2019
7.
PRETEND you’re the new twitter feed by putting order in the wrong everything fucking. @TwopTwips
— Swissss (@Swissss) July 29, 2019
8.
Didn’t follow the news today…has Boris sorted Brexit yet?
— Henning Wehn (@henningwehn) July 25, 2019
9.
I see the product designer for Gillette has got a new job. pic.twitter.com/IZHlavSx2N
— Everyone's Favourite Jim (@JimmerUK) July 31, 2019
10.
On this day 1981: Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer get married at St. Paul's Cathedral. pic.twitter.com/lluQtmR6na
— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) July 28, 2019
11.
Me: I need a bank loan please
Bank Manager: How much?
Me: Like really badly
— Brynnester (@brynnester) July 27, 2019
12.
Throwback to when I weaponised my lapels. pic.twitter.com/VCmS0MjlDj
— Kate Bod (@Kate_Bod) July 30, 2019
