Simply 25 of the funniest things we’ve seen this week
We’re not sure what affected the UK most this week, the newly appointed Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, and his brutal cabinet reshuffle, or the heatwave that saw temperatures reach the high thirties in some areas. One of them had people sweating profusely and losing sleep, and the other was a severe heatwave.
Neither of those things stopped people from tweeting funny stuff, and here are twenty-five absolute belters.
me when an email finds me well pic.twitter.com/2ji5UIsvtZ
— ido 🚲 (@idvck) July 18, 2019
OK EVERYONE SHUT UP. I'M STILL FINISHING THE LAST SEASON. NO SPOILERS. pic.twitter.com/fTZbHylZqb
— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) July 21, 2019
Why haven’t these coasters been recalled https://t.co/6lrt0dcAV3
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) July 23, 2019
Does Trump deserve a second term?
Retweet for no
Like for also no pic.twitter.com/uEmro1ZIZG
— Travis Allen 🇺🇸 (@TravisAllen02) July 21, 2019
I bought some Jelly Babies in Aldi.
I’m a bit disappointed they’re not called Aldi Young Dudes.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) July 21, 2019
50 years ago three men chisseled their names into the world's consciousness: Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and the other one.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) July 21, 2019
As a child I would envy being in my rich friends’ houses, but then I’d spot a series of enlarged pictures above their mantelpiece from an expensive photoshoot against a bright white background of them and their whole family doing a conga line and think, nah
— Kat Sadler (@SadKatler) May 28, 2019
I don’t want to tell clothes designers how to do their job, but this is an impractical thing to read on a pair of trousers. pic.twitter.com/b4iwJ3GEPI
— Adam Kay (@amateuradam) July 20, 2019
Eddie Izzard once did 27 marathons in 27 days, I think to myself while picking my underwear off the floor with my toes to avoid bending down.
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) July 24, 2019
“I’m off to bed” – Translation: I’m off to stick my legs in and out of the duvet and spin my pillow around until morning
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 23, 2019
HER: How much do you know about toilets?
ME: I've read many books on them.
— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) July 22, 2019
Still, this new Discover Your Inner Calm colouring book is helping… 🤪 pic.twitter.com/mzWI4iGpPo
— helen ayres (@Raphaelite_Girl) July 23, 2019