Toby Young’s erotically-charged Boris Johnson profile provoked much hilarity – 13 favourite responses
Toby Young – you remember – has been provoking much hilarity today after he wrote a 5,000 love letter to Boris Johnson on the day he becomes prime minister.
Strictly speaking it’s a profile, but, well, have a read of this short passage which went viral today because, well, look at it.
And there was more (yes, this is really what he wrote).
Here are our favourite 9 things people said about it.
Gotta admit, I was not prepared to log on first thing and be greeted with some erotic fanfic Toby Young had written about Boris Johnson pic.twitter.com/lKUAeoffvw
— Ciara McShane (@Ciara87C) July 24, 2019
“Imposing Ubermensch”. He looks like a flan that’s somehow caught a genital disease.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 24, 2019
Eating my Coco Pops while reading Toby Young's Phrenological Homo Erotic Tribute to Boris pic.twitter.com/yZ6WetKuPf
— Bella Caledonia (@bellacaledonia) July 24, 2019
Toby Young is the only who Cometh
— Kamala Harris is a Cop (@BethLynch2020) July 24, 2019
Racist Harry Hill wants a cushy cabinet job. https://t.co/h3fqNnuDng
— Michael “PlayStation” Hayes (@SuicideGaming) July 24, 2019
It is a little known fact that Toby Young used to write for Mills and Boon before he started specialising in eugenics. pic.twitter.com/zBvET2CbGR
— Not Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) July 24, 2019
Hope he sees this bro
— Connor Wroe Southard (@ConnorSouthard) July 24, 2019
Whether Toby Young is Tweeing about the ostensibly Nietzschean characteristics of Boris Johnson or birds with big tits, he just can’t help look foolish
— David Osland (@David__Osland) July 24, 2019
— Матвей Франц (@mk_ultros) July 24, 2019
What’s always been clear is @toadmeister is a nasty wee man. What’s clear now is that he knocks them out to the thought of Boris’ chunky ankles poking out from those badly fitting trews – not sure if you’d care, but words like ‘Übermensch’ make you sound like a Nazi, by the way. https://t.co/57uvTdkG4y
— Daniel Portman (@Daniel_Portman) July 24, 2019
Boris isn’t even a mensch, let alone an Ubermensch.
— . (@twlldun) July 24, 2019
Toby Young channeling a hellish combination of Mein Kampf and Mills and Boon.
— Lydia Macpherson #FBPE #PeoplesVote #NotMyPM (@lydiapoet) July 24, 2019
Top marks to Toby Young. It must be tricky churning out 2000 words of specious puff with Johnson’s balls in your mouth..
— Scott McCafferty (@RevMcCafferty) July 24, 2019
To conclude …
I see Toby Young has written his column again pic.twitter.com/nDrK9lD9W9
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) July 24, 2019
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