Simply 33 funny tweets about the really rather warm weather we’re having right now
It’s hot, innit? And we know the weather forecasters told us it was coming but still …
How hot will it get this week? #HeatwaveUK pic.twitter.com/b8kgilYvsE
— Met Office (@metoffice) July 22, 2019
At least it’s something to take your mind off the new prime minister for a moment or two.
Here are 27 of our favourite tweets about the hot, hot, heatwave.
1.
The 3 stages of British people and the weather.
1. WHERE IS THE SUN? WHY IS IT RAINING? WILL WE EVER GET A SUMMER? BRITISH WEATHER SUCKS!
2. YAY! SUNSHINE! SO HAPPY!
3. IT'S TOO HOT. I THINK THE HEAT WILL KILL ME! I WILL LITERALLY DIE FROM THE HOT. WILL WE EVER SEE RAIN AGAIN?
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 23, 2019
2.
this heatwave is fun for interpersonal relationships because it's like am I angry with this person or do I just need to go inside
— Haley Quinn (@haley_e_quinn) July 22, 2019
3.
Quite a few cardigans and hoodies on the Central LIne. I mean…you don't want to take any chances do you? #heatwaveuk
— Jane Garvey (@janegarvey1) July 23, 2019
4.
Who else has been sleeping like this? #heatwave #summer #animation pic.twitter.com/RXbxcRRf7a
— Wonderlust (@WonderlustHfx) July 22, 2019
5.
Temperature and humidity are rising. Barometer’s getting low. But tonight for the first time, just about half-past ten, it’s gonna start raining men
— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) July 23, 2019
6.
If you're in a meeting at work today, that room is going to be mega stuffy and you're in danger of falling asleep. So take a fresh salmon with you and give it to your best workmate. When they see you drifting off, they can slap you across the face with it #heatwave #heatwaveuk
— UK Heatwave Advice (@HeatwaveUk) July 23, 2019
7.
It makes complete sense that the UK is burning on the day that Boris Johnson could be “elected” as the new Prime minister 😠🔥 #heatwave #NotMyPM #NoToBoris pic.twitter.com/zqba3iwaOU
— Kat🌻 (@katnapt) July 23, 2019
8.
Ranking of my transport options in London sticky weather:
1. Overground
2. District line
3. Bus
4. Bike
5. Quite literally every other other moving vehicle
6. Running
7. Central Line— Mark Di Stefano 🤙🏻 (@MarkDiStef) July 22, 2019
9.
Heatwave tomorrow. Put your watermelons in the fridge so your cats will be able to use them to cool down. pic.twitter.com/VmTQdVVUHa
— Philippa_Perry (@Philippa_Perry) July 22, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Official_WXUK/status/1153579136432189440
11.
My favourite heatwave activity is to wander around Tesco Express pretending I can't decide what to buy
— Stuart Heritage (@stuheritage) July 22, 2019
UK Heatwave. Day one. 8.37am pic.twitter.com/x5Cb6lnMRw
— The Poke (@ThePoke) July 23, 2019
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Prepare for folks up North taking their socks off!
#heatwaveuk— Jan (@janh1) July 22, 2019
12.
#heatwave When your ice cream melts it’s hot but when the ice truck melts it’s really hot. pic.twitter.com/rwnXwgGN2K
— ♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫ (@keet0007) July 19, 2019
13.
HOW TO PREPARE FOR A HEATWAVE
1. Stockpile deodorant
2. Carry a fan in each hand
3. Have a BBQ for breakfast
4. Buy a freezer big enough to sit in
5. Bathe in Factor 30
6. Swap your car for an ice cream van
7. Put ice in everything
8. Practice saying "it's too hot"#heatwaveuk— innocent drinks (@innocent) July 23, 2019
14.
It’s so hot today, I’m telling everyone that Boris Johnson will be a fantastic Prime Minister just for the cold stares.
— Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy) July 23, 2019
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https://twitter.com/james_csb/status/1153390116997668864
16.
this heat???? pic.twitter.com/NnkQqRPSIP
— Saso (@originalsaso) July 20, 2019
17.
How to prepare for a #Heatwave:
– Cover yourself in Ice maybe
– Shorts
– Complain a lot
– Shorter shorts
– Move into your fridge
– Complain more— Dave (@davechannel) June 27, 2019
