Donald Trump said Brits call Boris Johnson ‘Britain Trump’ – only 5 replies you need

John Plunkett. Updated July 23rd, 2019

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse – okay, you knew it was going to get worse – Donald Trump’s been talking about Boris Johnson.

Trump says – 'he's a really good man, who's going to be the PM of the UK.. he's tough and he's smart. They're saying Britain Trump. They call him Britain Trump. That's a good thing. They like me over there'.

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) July 23, 2019

Here’s what he had to say in full and it really is worth a minute of your time, only because, well, do have a watch.

“They call him Britain Trump.”

President Trump says Boris Johnson is a “good man” and will do “tremendous things” with Nigel Farage. pic.twitter.com/naXRZtQN1x

— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) July 23, 2019

Britain Trump, eh? We weren’t so sure about that, and neither was the rest of the nation. Here are the only 5 replies you need.

1) Nobody calls Boris ‘Britain Trump’.
2) The Brits don’t like you.
3) The Tory party voted him in, not the British public.
4) You’re a racist dick.pic.twitter.com/eOiSZqG4MR

— Greg Hogben (@MyDaughtersArmy) July 23, 2019

We call him a lot of things. But 'Britain Trump' isn't one of them. Because it doesn't make any sense, you massive satsuma-faced toddler. https://t.co/OB8LcWDq4G

— Stuart Maconie (@StuartMaconie) July 23, 2019

Trump just called Boris Johnson "Britain Trump"…
He basically just said that our Prime Minister is his own personal pet.
FFS!!pic.twitter.com/eLj5j4EwLH

— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) July 23, 2019

Find me a single other person who has referred to Boris as “Britain Trump”. https://t.co/V0gPdy1hVs

— Tracy King (@tkingdot) July 23, 2019

"They call him Britain Trump" claims megalomaniacal satsuma from overseas, inadvertently providing an accurate description of the political bowel movement the Tory Party have inflicted upon the entire country in selecting Boris Johnson as Prime Minister.pic.twitter.com/0qkyN3NgVU

— Graham Lithgow (@grahamlithgow) July 23, 2019

Just in case you want to know what a Britain Trump would look like, there was this from the great @IamHappyToast.

Boris Johnson turns up for his first day at work #NotMyPM pic.twitter.com/uDW0Xspfk5

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) July 23, 2019

And the same thing, but done the other way round.

pic.twitter.com/Gj4nXNShLy

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) July 23, 2019

That’s Owen Wilson, isn’t it?

Anyway, to conclude …

Appropriate that it’s hot because it appears we’ve entered Hell pic.twitter.com/riqr4Bdh2V

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 23, 2019