Janey Godley’s sweary version of Theresa May’s last speech is far better than the original
It’s almost the end of Theresa May’s time as Prime Minister of the UK, so this time next week, the UK will probably have one of the most dishonest and incompetent politicians as its leader – again. Naturally, she’s been making speeches, including this final one.
"I am worried about the state of our politics"
— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) July 17, 2019
As usual, it was unimpressive.
Could this be the most boring speech ever delivered by Theresa May? An impressive feat, given she's basically saying the world is on the brink of collapse.
— Georgina Lee (@lee_georgina) July 17, 2019
But comedian Janey Godley was ready to put that right, with her own version of Theresa May’s farewell speech, and this is how that turned out.
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) July 17, 2019
That’s what Theresa May should have said – if you’ve got to go, you might as well make some noise about it. People were more positive about Janey’s speech than Theresa’s.
— Yorkshire European#FBPE #IStandWithCarole (@suwyspain) July 18, 2019
Peein ma pants!
— Sassy George 🏴🏴💪🏻🇪🇺 (@albagubrath4) July 17, 2019
Bloody brilliant 😃👏👏👏🌟
— Tony (@SleightTony) July 17, 2019
We can’t wait to hear what she makes of Boris Johnson.
Source: Janey Godley