There’s a design flaw with America’s new supermarket robots – the only 6 reactions you need
America has started using robots to monitor supermarket aisles – we’re not sure what they’re looking for, and we’re trying not to think about it. If you’re concerned about these AI units taking human jobs, you can probably relax, because real people know how to walk around customers to get on with their work.
And if you’re expecting ‘Westworld’, or ‘Humans’, you might want to dial back on that a little.
My grocery store got a robot that is supposed to monitor the aisles, but it can’t get to the aisles because people just stand around staring at it. pic.twitter.com/4dXmszorxt
— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) July 9, 2019
That beats an unexpected item in the bagging area. It’s like the bastard offspring of Dusty Bin and those inflatables that flap about outside car showrooms, but less useful than either of those things. Here’s another one, being equally useful.
My store has one too! It gets in everyone's way. pic.twitter.com/y3ukKADv10
— Jon Comulada (@joncomulada) July 9, 2019
Here are a few of the best reactions we’ve seen.
1.
me acting cool and casual at parties https://t.co/g9ot0vNnSX
— rob harvilla (@harvilla) July 9, 2019
2.
… And then the murders began. https://t.co/RJhdtJADu0
— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) July 9, 2019
3.
Alexa, how could we make supermarket shopping dystopian as fuck https://t.co/Va7XIgSa4U
— Internet of Shit (@internetofshit) July 10, 2019
4.
I need a play by play of the meeting where someone argued this thing needed googly eyes https://t.co/LerakIxlI6
— erin mccann | (@mccanner) July 10, 2019
5.
I managed to discreetly trap one of those robots into a corner with a shopping cart.
A minor victory for mankind.
— Impeach Brigade 🍑 (@RogueUSMint) July 9, 2019
6.
I for one welcome our new googly eyed trojan horse easter island come to life overlords
— Mariachi Lifestyle (@DavidMaddd) July 10, 2019
Here’s one reaction we wish we’d seen.
A woman just called the robot a “fuckin dumbass” and told it to get out of her way. New York City!
— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) July 9, 2019
Source: Kevin Roose
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