These Airbnb house rules have a disturbing League of Gentlemen vibe
We get it, Airbnb hosts – it’s your house and visitors should treat it with respect. However, there’s a world of difference between reasonable expectations of cleanliness and being the Smudge Gestapo, which is how this set of house rules comes across.
— Ian Hickton (@ianhickton) July 13, 2019
Let’s take a closer look at that.
Yes, gentlemen – take a seat both for number one and number two, and whatever you do, don’t leave any traces of your passage!
In case you were wondering, this is Harvey and Val from The League of Gentlemen.
We can certainly imagine Harvey writing that set of instructions – and so, we suspect, can these people.
Make sure no one sees your passage. https://t.co/0YwwfALHl9
— Crap Portraits (@Crap_Portraits) July 17, 2019
In other words, “even though you have paid the air bnb cleaning fee, we want it to look as if the bathroom is clean for the next check in so we don’t have to do anything!”🤢
— Classofwine (@Winewestlothian) July 17, 2019
“White for hands, brown for feet, green for torso, thighs and seat. And in the cupboard beneath the stair…
…you'll find the red for pubic hair.” https://t.co/GbPGNFkJnT
— Taffin (@i124nk8) July 17, 2019
I'd be sitting on the bath matt in the shower taking a shit and a piss at the same time using the squeegee to clean my ass. #lifegoals
— George W Gordon (@MadGeorge88) July 17, 2019
Not everybody saw a problem.
i see nothing wrong with this., you should do it anyway. it's not your house. leave it as you found it. https://t.co/c93bhIHL9v
— 😈Hail My Chaotic King😈 (@SongMinosMuse) July 17, 2019
am i the only one who doesn’t see a problem here? 🤔 https://t.co/LotmH19594
— Kate Foster (@kitefosta) July 18, 2019
Not quite, Kate, but close.