Simply 32 marvellous one-liners to give your day a lift

We all have our off days and we do whatever we can to try and give ourselves a boost. Some people watch a favourite show, others might eat some heavy-duty carbs, and there must be one or two who go online to find that clip of Michael Gove falling over. One chap named Simon Pegg – another one – turned to Twitter in the hope of a pick-me-up.

Simon’s clearly a popular guy, and Twitter stepped up with some great one-liners.

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