Simply 11 satisfying takedowns of this guy’s guide to ‘how to keep a man in 6 steps’
There’s a chap called Richard Cooper who, among other things, describes himself as a ‘petrolhead and entrepreneur’ who ‘‘dispenses the cold hard truth about scenarios in inter-gender relationships, life, business, money and …’ well, you get the idea.
Anyway, it’s not the first time he’s featured on these pages and – guess what? – he’s back, with his indispensable 6 step guide to keeping man.
And this is it.
This is the bit where we normally say ‘if he was after a response, then he got it’ and, well, this is no exception.
But these 11 takedowns were particularly satisfying.
1.
how to repel every woman in one simple tweet
— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) July 15, 2019
2.
How to keep a man in 6 simple steps:
1. Find a man
2. Take him home
3. Realise he's your favourite author
4. Lock him in a room
5. Ask him to write a new book
6. Break his ankles https://t.co/RQKvaMfwQT— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 16, 2019
3.
What he’s basically saying-
1) I’m utterly incapable of being a responsible adult, so I I need a free cook.
2) my masculinity is so fragile, it cannot tolerate u not looking like a 50s housewife.
3) I’m a man child & if u point out my flaws, I might start crying. So don’t.— Sohag (@tisthejoker) July 14, 2019
4.
Ah crap. Guess all the single moms should just ditch their kids cuz Rich says so.
— Allison Floyd (@AllisonRFloyd) July 14, 2019
5.
How to keep a man in 6 simple steps
1. Feign interest in his drivel.
2. Find a remote piece of land.
3. Buy a reliable stun gun.
4. Learn how to carry 2x your body weight.
5. Become proficient at making inpenetrable walls out of twigs.
6. Give the forest creatures dominion. https://t.co/ouhUp1CdsY— Amanda Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) July 15, 2019
6.
How to keep a woman in 6 simple steps.
1. Don’t
2. Be
3. This
4. Guy
5. Right
6. Here— Mistress⛧Alexxxia | TORONTO: JUL 18-21 (@MissAlexxxia) July 15, 2019
7.
How to keep a woman in one easy step:
Don't be a misogynistic incel jerk like Richard. https://t.co/LyzzvZ8OhP
— Claire G. Coleman (@clairegcoleman) July 14, 2019
8.
You know men are the leading cause of single motherhood, right???
— Karen Callesoe (@KarenCallesoe) July 15, 2019
9.
1. Adopt, don't shop
2. Secure your yard
3. Regular walks
4. Mix of wet and dry food
5. GET HIM NEUTERED
6. Be prepared for a commitment, he could live to 20 or so years https://t.co/Kgexjd97Zp— angela mary claire (@AngeMaryClaire) July 15, 2019
10.
Maybe you haven’t found what you want because nobody’s trying to keep you around, Richard.
— feminist next door (@emrazz) July 14, 2019
11.
I did not think it possible, but I am much gayer now, thank you very much.
— RainTree 🏳️🌈 (@oceanfrost7) July 15, 2019
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