Serving up our 23 favourite tennis jokes to round off Wimbledon Fortnight
13.
I have withdrawn from Wimbledon due to I am tired as shit. I will return to the tour as soon as I am no longer tired as shit. I apologize to my sponsors, Eastern Airlines and the Mini Dolphin Personal Massager.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) July 1, 2019
14.
Martina Navratilova is 62.
I am 54.
My dream of playing at Wimbledon is still alive.
— Lev Parikian (@LevParikian) July 10, 2019
15.
Andy Murray and Serena Williams have been knocked out of Wimbledon. Not felt like this since McBusted’s tour got cancelled.
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) July 10, 2019
16.
Been watchin #Wimbledon and, can we finally address the elephant in the room? Why the fuck the players gotta carry all their shit? It’s like, I just played two and a half hours, left it all out there, now I gotta awkwardly hoist two huge fuckin bags of tennis racquets and towels?
— Cyrus McQueen (@CyrusMMcQueen) July 9, 2019
17.
On this day 2016: Andy Murray wins his second Wimbledon title and third major in total. pic.twitter.com/6k9vgLqldw
— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) July 10, 2019
18.
The day Andy Murray took his Grandad onto Centre Court in his bag…#Wimbledon pic.twitter.com/SnwbHwnNEP
— 🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉 (@DadJokeMan) July 7, 2019
19.
Racket Man pic.twitter.com/K2Lb5uwtcA
— Conor (@conorbrn) July 11, 2019
20.
Why do Robinsons sponsor tennis and not squash?
— John pitchford 🌹 (@Johnnypapa64) July 8, 2019
21.
When you manage to get last minute centre court Wimbledon tickets and call into work sick. pic.twitter.com/5afdleabRr
— MostDeaf (@SnoozeActive) July 12, 2019
22.
Fifteen love
Excuse me?
Thirty love
I get it
Forty love
Not forty five love?
Dueuce
What the heck?
Advantage
I'm calling the cops— trouteyes (@trouteyes) July 7, 2019
23.
It is the year 2071.
Roger Federer becomes the first person to beat his own great-grandson in a Wimbledon final.
— Lev Parikian (@LevParikian) July 8, 2019
The very enterprising Sir Michael has obviously been paying close attention to the tennis, and he’s come up with this.
Have thought of an idea to make tennis more profitable pic.twitter.com/ZBqWxt1uMy
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) July 10, 2019
We can’t see how that could possibly fail.
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