One in 8 men who think they could take a point off Serena Williams – 14 perfect returns
Favourite survey of the week has to go to this YouGov poll which revealed that one in eight men – yes, one in eight men – think they could take a point off Serena Williams.
— YouGov (@YouGov) July 12, 2019
And we would really, really love to see them try. But until that glorious day happens, we will have to make do with our favourite 14 replies. These are pretty good too.
Unless only eight men were surveyed and one of them was Nadel, these men are what’s known in tennis terms as “fucking deluded”
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 12, 2019
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly https://t.co/Tqptbh0vOp
— Jason (@longwall26) July 12, 2019
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 12, 2019
im calling for a complete and total shutdown of men until we figure out what the hell is going on https://t.co/k86NreNtRU
— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) July 12, 2019
To be fair all she has to do is double fault once
— 💤 (@BeardedCaviar) July 12, 2019
Unlikely to happen. The best female server vs some schlub? She can serve at 3/4 speed and 98% of us are flailing at nothing.
— Matt S (@MattSeg09) July 12, 2019
She’d beat most doing it underarm.
— David Burnell (@davidjburnell) July 12, 2019
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