Donald Trump said the ‘kidney has a very special place in the heart’ – 13 anatomically correct responses
You might remember a little while ago when Donald Trump took everyone by surprise by suggesting ‘the moon is part of Mars’.
Well, now the so-called president has been at it again when he said this. And you might have to watch it twice just to make sure you heard it right.
TRUMP: "You've worked so hard on the kidney. Very special — the kidney has a very special place in the heart. It's an incredible thing." pic.twitter.com/JLM3uCsO5u
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) July 10, 2019
Just in case you’re wondering, he was announcing a government plan to tackle kidney disease.
And here are our favourite 13 things people said about it.
He speaks like a 7th grader giving a book report of a book he has not read
— Dee Dubs 🌊 (@d_weis) July 10, 2019
"Not many people know this, but the pancreas is in the brain. Believe me."
— Trumpy Trumpy (parody) (@outofcontroljb) July 10, 2019
The kidney is so special, some say, many say, that there’s two of them. That’s what they tell me. One in each heart.
— President “I AM EXTREMELY CALM” (@realworldrj) July 10, 2019
The kidney is part of Mars.
— Benjamin Dreyer (@BCDreyer) July 10, 2019
Ooooh, now I get it.
Trump has a kidney where normal humans have a heart.
Explains why he’s so full of piss and vinegar. https://t.co/i4kBLFwHBJ
— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) July 11, 2019
why does no one love him enough to do a neurological intervention
— prays w/faint damns (@Cy_Lanced) July 10, 2019
how is this real life
*I mutter to myself 100 times a day*
— kevin (@KevINthe406) July 10, 2019
He makes George W Bush sound like a poet laureate.
A brain like swiss cheese.
— eli friedmann (@eligit) July 10, 2019
He didn't even touch on all the great work the kidney does in the bean community
— Krister Johnson (@KristerJohnson) July 10, 2019
So ridiculous. It's not the kidney that's in the heart. Everybody knows the groove is in the heart.
— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) July 10, 2019
Dementia. He can't hang on to a thought to the end of a single sentence.
And the head waggle – WTF is that?
— Judith Sanders (@nazani14) July 10, 2019
“The kidney has a very special place in the heart”.
“…a tough hurricane, one of the wettest from the standpoint of water”
“I hope they now go n take a look at the oranges, the oranges of the investigation.”
“We gotta take care of the floors, ya know, the floors of forest”
— Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) July 11, 2019
And you can see a bit more of Trump’s address here.