Someone’s grandma borrowed the rubber “socks” she found in his drawer – cue awkwardness
It can be a bit annoying when family members borrow our stuff without asking, but none of us would want our grandmas to have to put up with chilly feet. When Japanese tweeter, @analKABAO‘s grandmother went through his drawer, however, she found something very different – here’s how he shared what happened.
お婆ちゃんに「あんたの部屋にあった冷え性用の靴下借りたで〜」って言われて そんなんあったっけ？って思いながらお婆ちゃん見に行ったら、どっからどう見てもこの前買ったオナホール履いててガチで震えが止まらない pic.twitter.com/HxM0vMIFKT
— アナルガバガバキャバオ (@analKABAO) July 5, 2019
The tweet seems to have lost a little in translation, so if you know better than the Translate function, feel free to help us out.
He shared a video of the excruciating moment.
お婆ちゃん、嘘だと言ってくれ… pic.twitter.com/ae2CPPjRDQ
— アナルガバガバキャバオ (@analKABAO) July 5, 2019
In case it isn’t apparent, those aren’t socks on grandma’s feet, they’re a matching pair of sex toys – and we’re trying not to wonder why he has two of them. Of course, he couldn’t leave them where they were, so he helped her take them off – with difficulty.
21歳になって、お婆ちゃんの足からオナホール抜くことになるとは思わなかった… pic.twitter.com/cIhELB6HPU
— アナルガバガバキャバオ (@analKABAO) July 5, 2019
So, @analKABAO understandably decided he didn’t want to keep the sex toys, but less understandably offered them free to a good home.
近親相姦で捕まりたくないので、お婆ちゃんの足カスついたオナホ欲しい人いるならあげます。（まだ暖かいです） pic.twitter.com/uJ23yt3MAb
— アナルガバガバキャバオ (@analKABAO) July 5, 2019
We can’t imagine anybody will take him up on the offer, but it is the internet, so you never know. We just hope that anyone who plans to use them gives them a good wash, because – you know – athlete’s foot.
Source: @analKABAO
H/T: Bored Panda
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