Finally, Sir Michael answers the age-old question – Who is better: Julian Caesar or Noel Armstring?
That very funny good man of the parish, Sir Michael – @Michael1979 – often deals with the issues others don’t want to face, such as people blatantly ignoring the rules of the church.
GREAT day at church! Saw an elderly lady checking her phone during mass so I walked over and asked her to leave. She said she was waiting for news on the condition of her ill husband but neither the lord nor I were in the mood for excuses. OUT! Another step towards heaven for me!
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) March 11, 2018
Or potential anti-social behaviour that people may not have spotted.
WARNING: AVOID the local youths in the park claiming to be "recruiters for the Olympic Games". They get you to run around the park "as a tryout" which they film & post on Youtube with the title "We Tricked Some Guy To Run Around The Park". THEY ARE NOT OFFICIAL OLYMPIC RECRUITERS
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) January 9, 2018
Now, he’s finally come up with a definitive answer to a question that must have been plaguing us all …who is better out of Julian Caesar and Noel Armstring?
For centuries, people have asked, "Who is better: Caesar or Armstring?" Finally, we have the answer pic.twitter.com/O0HmHcK3Ru
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) July 8, 2019
And a closer look:
“Stubbornly refused to experiment with stab-proof togas” is a statement with which no historian could disagree.
There were a couple of dissenters, who didn’t appreciate Michael’s brilliant assessment of the issues, and a vicious rumour sprang up.
Sir Michael @Michael1979 but you have omitted – perhaps DELIBERATELY – to mention that Noel had a REALLY COOL spacesuit, one that Julian would have given his Eyes of March for.
Noel's suit had built-in air conditioning; no amount of Roman wind up Julian's toga could match that.
— Duncan Willis (@Superproprep) July 8, 2019
I'm not a fan of his salad tho so it's a no from me.
— Clockwise (@Clockwisesss) July 8, 2019
Are you out of your mind? It's a delicious salad that's perfect either as a snack or a light meal
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) July 8, 2019
Hmmm… I'm getting a whiff of BIG SALAD sponsorship here.
Whatever happened to UNBIASED reporting?
Anyway, my friend Newman OWNS salad.
Just sayin'.
— Duncan Willis (@Superproprep) July 8, 2019
I can assure you that my recent deal with the wonderful lobbyists for Big Salad will NOT affect my content. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to prepare the delicious Big Salad that I'll be having for lunch tomorrow.
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) July 8, 2019
Another step towards heaven for Sir Michael.
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