People are sharing the most awkward things to happen during sex – our 19 favourites
It started when the School Daze podcast had a question for people on Twitter.
What is the most awkward thing to happen to you during sex?
— School Daze Podcast (@theschooldaze) July 2, 2019
And most of the answers were very funny. Quite a few were NSFW – as you’d expect – and one, well, one went wildly viral for reasons you might not expect.
Here are our 19 favourites.
1.
I stood up on the bed and got knocked out by the ceiling fan
— . (@nicolerhapsody) July 2, 2019
2.
I had just painted my toes so the nail remover was fresh and he decided to be spontaneous and suck on my toes while giving me the 5 point stroke, the look on his face tho but he continued 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— Jazz-A-Reffic (@JazzReffic) July 2, 2019
3.
The radio was on and they announced Michael Jackson passed away
— Jeff Mitchell (@JeffMit35924055) July 2, 2019
4.
His dad came in while we were on the couch , he tried to turn around and go back out the door but his wheelchair died.
— Waffle Colored Negro (@Suhruhh) July 2, 2019
5.
2 stories, same guy.
1st we were on a futon, I’m on my back and we hear a bang. He freezes and then jumps off me, the damm thing folded back up with me inside— PringlePOP (@lilangel6396) July 3, 2019
2nd I was riding him and his mom walked in, breaking his lock in the process, and he literally threw me across the room.
— PringlePOP (@lilangel6396) July 3, 2019
I can’t believe you gave this dude a second chance after he left you to get consumed by the futon. 😆😆
— Jennifer (@JennfromBim) July 3, 2019
6.
Hmm. I was riding and he farted and it stunk ..bad. Had the nerve to say “I drank a lot of milk today”
— take me to the king (@materialfan) July 2, 2019
7.
Long story short he started crying hysterically and I had to pat him up so we could finish.
— Chief Queef (@LilJannyPooh) July 2, 2019
8.
A firefighter kicked her door down and told to leave us to leave cuz a different part of her apartment was on fire
— Endgame Thor Body (@SpaceAgePimping) July 2, 2019
9.
She had mulltiple personality disorder or DID.
One of them was male.
Guess who showed up uninvited?— Yankee Mafioso (@BigMouthYank) July 2, 2019
10.
My then bf was fcking me from behind and my dog jumped up and bit him in the face 😂 we had to go to the ER and he got stitches hahah
— tyler💕🌱 (@plantpoweredty) July 2, 2019
