Somebody decided to make 24-carat gold chicken wings – the only 9 unimpressed reactions you need
Jonathan Cheban, who insists on being known as Foodgōd, is famous for being Kim Kardashian’s friend – it says here. Maybe we’ve been reading the wrong magazines, or the right ones, because the first time we’d heard of him was when we saw this incredibly indulgent clip of him eating chicken wings – gold-covered chicken wings.
These $1,000 wings are worth every penny 🤤 pic.twitter.com/dmdIZN3XwI
— FOOD INSIDER (@InsiderFood) June 28, 2019
Never has the sight of a man eating been less edifying, and we still remember Ed Miliband’s bacon sandwich. Here’s how people have been reacting to the spectacle.
1.
All my money is already in guillotine futures — but I'm going to sell my bike and buy more. #TaxTheRich #FuckThisGuy https://t.co/WPD5OJ8Jai
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) July 2, 2019
2.
Gold has no taste. It's a waste of money, it's a waste of gold.
— ダス✝ (@dasukocho) July 1, 2019
3.
Imagine being so rich you start eating metal. https://t.co/T6U4BdZhVU
— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) July 2, 2019
4.
I like a bit of iron, but this is ridiculous.
— Louis Barfe (@AlanKelloggs) July 2, 2019
5.
Every single person in this video needs to eat a gold plated bag of dicks. https://t.co/h7rEMBfCB1
— DocHackenbush (@DocHackenbush) July 2, 2019
6.
Watching Jeff Bezos choke to death on a gold-covered chicken bone: priceless
— Turning Point Fuck You (@TPointFuckYou) July 1, 2019
7.
This is fucking disgusting and you should be ashamed of your decision to promote it.
— 🏳️🌈 Max 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) July 2, 2019
8.
But HOW will we pay for universal healthcare?
You can't just tax rich people more (fairly)! They need that money to… *checks notes… scribbles out "eat a pile of golden meat"…* create jobs!!— KatieQuixotic (@katiequixotic) July 1, 2019
9.
Them: capitalism makes the best use of resources!
Capitalism: https://t.co/jc0mVoqMCX
— The Nefarious Doctor Ratten 🌻 (@ratten_matthias) July 2, 2019
Someone named Strawberry Storm hit upon the exact description for what we just saw.
This is the cullinary equivalent of Donald Trump's apartment. Tacky, unneccessary, and tasteless.
— Strawberry Storm 🍨 (@AMEccoSpeaks) June 30, 2019
Source: Food Insider
