People are sharing how their hormones made them do completely irrational things and the stories don’t disappoint
Sent husband to get some chocolate. I said get me a surprise. He came back with chocolate buttons. I chucked them out the window and said I was not a child and how did he not know what I wanted? He’s now my ex husband.
— Louise (@makeitcreateit) July 1, 2019
When I was pregnant my husband cut certain articles out of the paper with scissors because they’d upset me. He had managed to hide a particular gruesome murder from me but my friend told me, I got hysterical and he got angry with friend. All his careful scissor work, for nothing.
— Philippa_Perry (@Philippa_Perry) July 2, 2019
Had a breakdown and got sent home from work early because my kit-kat got stuck in the vending machine.
— Kirsty R. (@FollowRodders) July 1, 2019
Cooked a chicken roast dinner for husband (then boyfriend) when we lived in the flat. I brought it into the living room on tray with cutlery, gave it to him. He said “Oh, we had chicken yesterday”
Picked tray up, without a word and binned the lot-plate, tray, cutlery, the works.
— Whizz (@Emmawhizz) July 1, 2019
Not me but when I was young my mum threw a full plate of Sunday dinner gravy and all at the wall cos me and my sister wouldn’t stop singing ‘hey mickey’
— Anna Wilson (@AnnaWilson79) July 1, 2019
While making sandwiches for tea on big fancy rolls, smashes them to pieces shouting. “I hate making sandwiches “ and my husband coming in and gently removing the smushed up pieces from my grasp! I am quoted to this day every time I make a sandwich!!
— Thelovelymrsj (@schnorks) July 1, 2019
Not sure it’s the same but my other half once rang me, had a go and screamed for me to stop being annoying and to ‘get the bedding changed’ during a hormonal episode. So I put the ‘Christmas themed’ (yes we have that) bedding on in August for a laugh.
— Anxiety Warrior (@BeagleandMe) July 1, 2019
Smashed a glass dining table with a golf club because no body would listen to me when I was talking 🤦♀️
— Sian Jones (@sian220863) July 1, 2019
Booked myself a weekend in a hotel because my boyfriend at the time refused to put his dirty washing INSIDE the washing basket and instead dropped everything next to it. Forced him to pay for it and the whole thing felt totally justified.
— Nathalie Gordon (@awlilnatty) July 1, 2019
Threw a whole tub of Lego ‘bits’ down the stairs at my husband. Took about .5 of a second to regret my choice of weapon.
— Flossy (@flossy_dollrags) July 1, 2019
When pregnant I broke down in full sobs and rage because the supermarket didn’t have muller rice, I don’t even like muller rice 🤷♀️
— Sarah Elsa Louise-PCOS (@Pumpdkin) July 1, 2019
Emptied a cat litter tray (that hadnt been emptied for a while so contained poo and everything) over my (now) husband. I cant remember what he had said but just remember he looked smug when he said it 😳
— Maggie (@SmokeyMcC) July 1, 2019
I saw the grapes in the fruit bowl and the colour just looked really sad. I SOBBED. Hubs cuddled me and I could feel him trying not to laugh and I blubbered “I…see…the…(hic) funny…side…” 😭
— Erica Buist (@ericabuist) July 1, 2019
Thrown an entire dinner services out of the back door, piece by piece. Strangely cathartic actually x
— Pauline K (@pkaypetal) July 1, 2019
My mum did that. There was one plate that didn’t break, so she fetched it, threw it again, still didn’t break.
After the third failed attempt it was allowed to survive and is now a cat food dish.
— Dr. Sundry Letters (@SalCross) July 1, 2019
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