A Brexiter blamed Sadiq Khan for an attempted mugging – the only 6 burns you need to read
Brexiter Darren Grimes would probably be well advised not to bring up the subject of crime, seeing as he’s the former Fashion student, who was fined £20k for taking part in fraud carried out by the Leave campaign in the run-up to the EU referendum. Either he hasn’t been given that advice, or doesn’t feel the need to follow it, because he recently tweeted this:
Some bloke on a bike just tried to steal my bag in London, I managed to hold onto it, thank God. Meanwhile Sadiq Khan is busy concerning himself with virtue signalling over Donald Trump and Brexit, over the actual crime in our capital city that he is supposed to be managing!
— Darren Grimes (@darrengrimes_) June 28, 2019
He might have escaped one crime that day, but he couldn’t dodge being murdered by words.
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He's the mayor, not fucking Batman https://t.co/4sjP8HpU2I
— Jack Seale (@jackseale) June 30, 2019
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Thank you Darren for highlighting the only place in Britain where crime happens, your tweets are truly informational 🙏 https://t.co/vFfUE3eY60
— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) June 29, 2019
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I know exactly what you mean and I’ve said it before, but when I had my phone nicked, the robber shouted ‘I wouldn’t dare do this if Boris was still mayor’ before screeching away on his moped. https://t.co/iU7xCpw1JX
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) June 29, 2019
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Last week I forgot my keys and had to sit outside the house until my wife got home. Where was Khan? Probably doing some politics. If Sadiq doesn’t instantly appear to rescue us when we need him, what’s the point of a mayor?
— someone who looks a bit like @seanjonesqc (@seanjonesqc) June 29, 2019
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Can someone tell Grimes that crime existed when we didn't have a Muslim mayor. Just looking at this is making me dumberer https://t.co/GgfGSPzPkM
— Otto English (@Otto_English) June 29, 2019
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In June 1979 someone broke into my Ford Escort and nicked my Be Bop Deluxe cassettes.
Thatcher was too busy virtue signalling about the trade unions…. https://t.co/okPqRIbmAu— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) June 29, 2019
With a sort of comic inevitability, the very funny @Cain_Unable turned his complaint against him.
Some fashion student just tried to steal our referendum. We managed to have him prosecuted, thank God. Meanwhile Nigel Farage is busy inserting himself into a process that has nothing to do with him rather than just fucking off into the actual sun like most people want him to! https://t.co/JFF0TRCZtb
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) June 30, 2019
