The 25 funniest tweets of the week
In this week’s episode of “Are We Living in The Thick of It?”, Boris Johnson invented a hobby of making buses from wine crates, while Jeremy Hunt claimed to like all football teams equally. Rory Stewart’s weird rambles seem normal, and so very long ago.
Meanwhile, we’ve been keeping an eye on the funny stuff of Twitter, and these were our 25 favourite things.
1.
Does anyone know anything about drones? Bought this from a guy last night and I can’t get it to take off… 🧐 pic.twitter.com/ZXD7lHb2PK
— ♥️Kayleigh♥️ (@SupaGirlZombie) June 22, 2019
2.
Tartare Sauce sachet for sale – near mint. pic.twitter.com/mxhrdAHuLq
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 23, 2019
3.
DO NOT buy these sweets. They're shit and the one I just ate had a distinct beefy flavour. pic.twitter.com/sV3D7QgjBX
— Sunny Neuroshima (@Tube_driver) June 22, 2019
4.
Let us commemorate the life and work of Bohn F Kennedy pic.twitter.com/lAwHN3bL7m
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) June 23, 2019
5.
Can’t believe Pat Sharp is a spoonerism of Shat Parp. It’s been staring us in the face this whole time.
— Sam (@sam_bambs) June 21, 2019
6.
Wouldn't like to be in their choux. pic.twitter.com/Sj8fU70AJ0
— Julie D Irwin (@JDIrwinbooks) June 23, 2019
7.
"Street! Street! Street!" pic.twitter.com/1Yd4G0Uy9T
— Holly Brockwell 🌈 (@holly) June 24, 2019
8.
WHAAAT??
I wasn’t planning to stay that long. Now I’ve got to go to Tiles R Us for peach coloured tiles and grout then B&Q for magnolia paint for the feature wall and some nice chintzy curtains and a bowl of potpourri. pic.twitter.com/u9fN7egVFV— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) June 24, 2019
9.
I have a friend who lives just outside Chernobyl in Ukraine. He watched that drama and said he counted 9 historical inaccuracies on one hand.
— Mark Hebden (@unionlib) June 24, 2019
10.
tea was invented to give english people something to do between complaints
— dan nolan (@dannolan) June 26, 2019
11.
This is an especially cruel trick to play on time-travellers. pic.twitter.com/Pr8KnXoWb2
— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) June 26, 2019
12.
Hi, its God. Sorry I missed your call because I'm everywhere but I'll get back to you, maybe in strangely fitting words from a coworker or a dog's smile
— Hi, it's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) June 26, 2019
