Joe Heenan’s guide to beating the heat is the only one you need

Europe is experiencing record high temperatures, and it’s about to get hotter, so it’s important to think about ways of keeping cool. Luckily, comedian Joe Heenan is on it, resulting in these foolproof and ingenious tips for beating the heat.

The tips may be a little different from the real ones issued by Public Health England, but people appreciate them just the same.

thank you for your public service.

— Miles Orru (@milesorru) June 27, 2019

Gin and running away from the sun has worked for me so far… I’ll have to try ritual sacrifice next then 😂

— Annie Is Not Okay (@LilSaltyRadio) June 27, 2019

Clearly, it’s important to follow the instructions to the letter for the best results.

The other day I told the sun to fuck off twice, but it didn't work 🙁

— Tina Greyjoy (@kittensoft39) June 27, 2019

Shit! Been giving my Leprechauns up to the wrong God all this time no wonder it hasn’t been working

— Dan Bellows (@Bellboy6391) June 27, 2019

Thanks, Joe. What would we do without you?