Joe Heenan’s guide to beating the heat is the only one you need

Europe is experiencing record high temperatures, and it’s about to get hotter, so it’s important to think about ways of keeping cool. Luckily, comedian Joe Heenan is on it, resulting in these foolproof and ingenious tips for beating the heat.

The tips may be a little different from the real ones issued by Public Health England, but people appreciate them just the same.

Clearly, it’s important to follow the instructions to the letter for the best results.

Thanks, Joe. What would we do without you?