This bride-to-be’s guests wouldn’t pay for her 60k wedding and it’s an epic, rollercoaster of a rant

John Plunkett. Updated June 27th, 2019

Tales of brides (and bridegrooms) making outrageous demands of their guests always make for entertaining reading.

But this … well, this is just next level, a bride to be who went on an amazing rant after she had to cancel her ‘fairytale’ wedding because guests wouldn’t stump up the $1,500 (£1,180) each to pay for it.

The Facebook post was shared on Mumsnet (and later Twitter) where it went wildly viral. Do read the whole thing, because it’s breath-taking and brilliant.

This is the best thing I’ve ever read. pic.twitter.com/tLQ4HEmpYA

— I write for ClickHole (@grumpstorm) August 25, 2018

The first two replies surely nail it.

But just in case they don’t, here’s what people were saying about it after the tale was shared on Twitter.

I was behind her till she mentioned asking for “cash gifts”, then it got DARK quick…

— 💧 Androgynous Wallflower (@andwal79) August 25, 2018

Holy sh*tballs!! If I ever get an invite to an "exclusive, once AND a lifetime wedding" with a request for a minimum of $1500 'donation' (and I assume I'm paying my own way to Aruba??) Elton John better be there to sing & Keanu Reeves needs to rub my feet during the show!!

— Ruby Dragonfly (@ruby_dragonfly) August 25, 2018

She wanted a "once AND a lifetime wedding."

— Sylvia "She's MY cop" Harrington (@sylviatx) August 25, 2018

I was going with it until "a local psychic" and then…

— That Juliet (@SuperJules84) August 25, 2018

The declyn of Western Civilization

— jaime lutz (@jaime_lutz) August 25, 2018

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