Simply 15 funny captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds
Boris Johnson has preferred not to talk about the late night row which was so loud police turned up to his house to make sure everyone was okay.
Instead this picture appeared in the papers today (such as the Daily Mail, below) to reassure everyone that, you know, everything’s fine and can he be prime minister now please?
Except not everyone was convinced and there was no shortage of funny takedowns.
This was especially good.
Bored. Made this. pic.twitter.com/3HGSzchNWi
— Dave Lee (@davelee1968) June 24, 2019
And so was this.
#MillsandBoon rush release their new romantic novel, teasing untold levels of screaming, shouting and banging. #BorisJohnson pic.twitter.com/TL0PepqzMz
— Sean Coleman (@colemandesign) June 24, 2019
We also asked you for your captions and you didn’t disappoint. Here’s a whole bunch of the best.
1.
“Oh Boris, I can’t wait to meet your children for lunch. How many more chairs do you think we need?”
— mulevarient (@mulevarient) June 24, 2019
2.
‘I remember when this was all just factories and tech firms’
— Steve Burnett (@SteveBurnett_) June 24, 2019
3.
“A cup o tea and a slice o cake” Worzel said, to Aunt Sally.
— Disgruntled Ferret (@PeevedFerret) June 24, 2019
4.
“Get off me”
— OWINN (@therealowinn) June 24, 2019
5.
“Do you love me, Boris?”
“I’m sure you haven’t come here today to hear me talk about my private life. Let me tell you my views on Brexit…”— patrick mccafferty (@mccaffepj) June 24, 2019
6.
Reports confirmed that Boris Johnson’s wife got the lawnmower in the divorce agreement.
— Oonagh (@Okeating) June 24, 2019
7.
“In the countryside, no one can hear you scream”
— Darren Curtis (@gimpanator) June 24, 2019
8.
Ed Sheeran asks his mum for another tattoo.
— Lee Madgwick (@LeeMadgwick) June 24, 2019
9.
“I know your campaign team told you to return to your grassroots but I don’t think this is what they had in mind”
— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) June 24, 2019
10.
I’m not convinced tha dressing as a womble will fool anyone Boris…we’re in the middle of Wimbledon for Christ’s sake & they’re pretty clued up on them!
— Lulu (@Mmelulu) June 24, 2019
11.
“We’ve gone on holiday by mistake”
— Darren Curtis (@gimpanator) June 24, 2019
12.
Here’s the brown envelope…
— martyn ware (@martynware) June 24, 2019
13.
Narrator: Boris promised her he’d mown the lawn. He hadn’t.
— Nick Frost (@nfrostie) June 24, 2019
14.
“l turned this shabby, overgrown waste of space into a prime ministerial candidate. Now let’s fix the garden.”
— Samuel Williams (@SamuelPWilliams) June 24, 2019
15.
“A cup o tea and a slice o cake” Worzel said, to Aunt Sally.
— Disgruntled Ferret (@PeevedFerret) June 24, 2019
And there was also this from the Great Coldwar Steve…
— Cold War Steve (@Coldwar_Steve) June 24, 2019
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