9 favourite responses to that Boris Johnson/Carrie Symonds post-row picture
As can’t possibly have escaped your attention, police were called to Boris Johnson’s home after a neighbour reported a loud row he was having with his partner, Carrie Symonds.
Now a photo has ’emerged’ of the couple to reassure everyone – in the absence of Boris saying anything about it – that, you know, everything’s fine and dandy and can he be PM now please?
First it appeared in the Mail and now the Evening Standard and pretty much everywhere, obviously.
Today’s @EveningStandard as a picture of the happy couple emerges pic.twitter.com/Yjxa99Ng9B
— George Osborne (@George_Osborne) June 24, 2019
And it prompted no end of comments, as you would imagine, and here are the best.
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— Cold War Steve (@Coldwar_Steve) June 24, 2019
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https://twitter.com/KathyBurke/status/1143111887569264642
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Honestly even Katie Price knows the long-shot-through-grass thing won't wash. This is such cack-handed PR, Nick Clegg could be in charge of it pic.twitter.com/VjA3177jZq
— Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) June 24, 2019
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It’s very upsetting that Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds’s privacy has been invaded once again. This time by a photographer who appears to have been hiding in exactly the right bush to capture a picture of them holding hands to demonstrate their love
— Janine Gibson (@janinegibson) June 24, 2019
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We need to know if the photographer voted leave or remain https://t.co/B6D7YB9lMN
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) June 24, 2019
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but when someone happens to snap a pic of a couple in a private moment & they're smiling, that's not an invasion of privacy pic.twitter.com/vNZBkmv7is
— Toby Earle (@TobyonTV) June 24, 2019
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Ed Sheeran and Stacey Dooley really need to mow their lawn pic.twitter.com/QU5iAjlrIb
— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) June 24, 2019
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I’m immediately convinced by this Detectorists reboot pic.twitter.com/7PiUg8eK2K
— Marina Hyde (@MarinaHyde) June 24, 2019
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— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 24, 2019
PS a photographer writes …
It's this photographer's opinion that these shots aren't even particularly long telephoto lens ones. The photographer will have been WELL within sight of these two clowns and the rest of their PR team whilst they orchestrated this visual vomit for rabid conservatives to swallow. pic.twitter.com/Tbk7J4vI7B
— Sonny Malhotra (@PhotoSonny) June 24, 2019
To conclude.
NOT STAGED AT ALL. pic.twitter.com/M4fuigyoUL
— Guy Walters (@guywalters) June 24, 2019
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