“What’s the best thing that you’ve ever seen but no one believes you?” 14 incredible replies
There’s nothing more frustrating than seeing or doing something fantastic while nobody’s around to back you up, so you just know that nobody will ever believe you threw a balled-up letter into a waste-paper bin on the far side of the office with your non-dominant hand and not even looking properly. Not that I’m bitter or go on about this at all, but it definitely happened.
Anyway, the very funny Periwinkle Jones over on Twitter had a similarly incredible experience.
Twitter, what's the best thing that you've ever seen but no one believes you?
Mine = a guy at @FrancoMancaPizz took his false teeth out to eat pizza (I don't know why), dropped them on the floor, AND HIS DOG PICKED THEM UP WITH IT'S MOUTH AND GRINNED WEARING THEM.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) June 17, 2019
We’re not sure whether to believe the replies, but isn’t that kind of the point?
1.
Saw two ducks having a fight and one duck grabbed hold of the duck's penis and stretched it out all long and thin – maybe two inches or so – and then it pinged back and both ducks went "quack quack quack" in surprise
— rob manuel (@robmanuel) June 18, 2019
2.
I was in the living room with our massive cat and tiny chihuahua, both sleeping. Mum sneezed super-loud in the kitchen and the pets both sprang up into the air in fright. The dog landed on the cat’s back, who bolted out of the room with the dog hanging on like a rodeo clown. 🤣
— Peter Hodgson (@iheartguitar) June 19, 2019
3.
We were playing the Baywatch theme song in our hotel room with the door open & a group of 10 hot men, dressed as lifeguards suddenly appeared out of nowhere & ran into our room holding an inflatable shark. It was so ridiculous that even I don't believe it happened & I was there https://t.co/jBrKjAVbxR
— Helen Wright (@Helenwrites) June 17, 2019
4.
I saw a girl break up a 5am New Years Day tube fight by standing inbetween two men and singing the entirety of 2 Become 1
By the end of the song they were dancing— Josh Weller (@joshweller) June 19, 2019
5.
Worked in a hi-fi shop – Old lady actually walked in and asked if we sold "sheet music". A colleague said "no, we only sell the decent stuff" before I had chance to.
— a man called alan (@crowbloke) June 18, 2019
6.
While driving past the Village of Box in Wiltshire on way to Bath, actually drove through the end of a rainbow
— Ben Punter (@benpunter) June 17, 2019
7.
A portly man fell on an escalator and got trapped in a weird cycle of being dragged up a bit, then rolling back down, until another guy tried to help, got pulled over, and caught in the same weird cycle.
It ended with a teen hitting the emergency stop, and me doing laughter-wee.
— DH (@TwatRoulette) June 18, 2019