People are sharing “Lies your parents told you” – our 24 favourites
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There’s food at home #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/CMMVbKzgPm
— HughJass (@xHughJass) June 20, 2019
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If you eat watermelon seeds then a tree will grow in ur stomach #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/1yAsda44fk
— Jasmine (@LilJazzyG18) June 20, 2019
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Don't go outside with a wet head you'll get pneumonia #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Phil Dogg (@Philknowsbest) June 20, 2019
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"Maybe" or "We'll see"
It always meant no😂#LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/bxXNyS4c0L— Sarah (@Sarah_Bug1234) June 19, 2019
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'Mum, this toast is burnt to bejeezus on one side and just plain bread on the other'
"It's FRENCH toast. Shut up and eat it!"
I turned down offers of delicious French toast until I was in my mid-30s.
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) June 20, 2019
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You'll grow into your looks. #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Victoria Veruca Salt (@trumpanzeetamer) June 19, 2019
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Don’t swallow your gum or it will be stuck in your body for 7 years!!!😂😂😂 #LiesYourParentsToldYou pic.twitter.com/agw73fZWVF
— I AM 👑 (@ladykd_4) June 20, 2019
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#LiesYourParentsToldYou
You'll be strong like Popeye if you eat your spinach. pic.twitter.com/G7yv0IayGU— AZ4ever🌵 (@Monsoon_Life) June 19, 2019
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If i swam less than 4 hours after a meal… i would die#LiesYourParentsToldYou
— GoodbyeJumbo (@goodbyejumbo) June 19, 2019
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You'll go crosseyed if you sit too close to the TV#LiesYourParentsToldYou
— June Bug (@Jiddy7) June 20, 2019
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Your dog went to live on a farm. He's so happy there!#LiesYourParentsToldYou
— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) June 19, 2019
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That they were just “wrestling” #LiesYourParentsToldYou
— Tamara Rose (@misstamerica30) June 19, 2019
We couldn’t help but have grudging admiration for this bit of parental skullduggery.
#LiesYourParentsToldYou
*5 year old me seeing my mom getting dressed*
Me: where you going?
Mom: out
Me: Can I come?
Mom: Ok get dressed*and so we proceeded to the doctor where I got 3 vaccines*
She fucking Jedi mind tricked me pic.twitter.com/PtP78xSuOm
— Ayanna (@quietartist2) June 20, 2019
