This ‘dumbest thing you believed as a child’ had unforeseen consequences
People on Reddit have been sharing the dumbest things they believed as kids and this one, well, this one is an all-time classic.
This mum came up with a rather unusual way of stopping their child getting a tattoo – or a motorbike.
You’re not kidding!
It was shared on Imgur by prompted people to share their own dumb things they believed as kids.
‘I believed girls pee’d out of their butts.’
sweetdaddyg‘When my cousin was a kid her eyesight was so bad she thought trees were just one giant leaf.’
thatguyfromny‘I believed if you didn’t get away from the toilet fast enough after flushing, a ghost would straight up murder you.’
TheWonderfulWorldOfDickButt‘I thought that VCRs sent a message to Hollywood and all the actors and shit had to get up and perform the movie again.’
TeDmund‘I believed that Ireland was planet earth and the rest of the solar system was the remaining countries.’
ChairCurtainsFloorGobshite
And then there was this.
‘Dumbest thing I believed? That my parents actually had my best interests at heart.’
relpmeraggy
Oh.
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