19 everyday things that really annoy people
Comedian Olaf Falafel is never short of creative ways of making us laugh. Who could forget his Cheese of Truth?
The Cheese Of Truth Vs The Daily Mail https://t.co/KTp7ZF28vS
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) 24 September 2015
Or his Babybel Spice Girls?
I've made Mini Babybel, Mini Scarybel, Mini Sportybel and Mini Gingerbel.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 8, 2018
Now, he’s collecting material for a song, which will doubtless be hilarious:
What everyday things annoy you?
Mine is refrigerator salad drawers that aren’t big enough to accommodate a regular sized cucumber.
Warning, any replies may be used (stolen) in a song I’m writing for my Edinburgh show.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 17, 2019
Of course, we get to enjoy the replies twice over – once now, in their organic form, and later, when they’ve achieved musical legendary status.
Ordering food to find it arrives in a plant pot or on a spade rather than a plate.
— Michael Richardson (@MJRichardson87) June 17, 2019
The ‘peel here’ instruction on packets of food like cooked meats and cheeses that either:
a) break off at the corner so you end up stabbing the packet with a knife, or
b) peel a thin 5mm strip so you have to force your fingers inside to tear open the rest of it.
— Tits McGee (@Scientits) June 17, 2019
Cling film that only clings to itself
— cockwombling free (@cockwomblefree) June 17, 2019
People who put empty after eights packets back in the box
— Stephen Houghton (@stevehoughton64) June 17, 2019
People that stand so close to you in a shop checkout queue you can feel their breath on your neck…. they think by standing closer the queue goes down quicker ?!
— McCormicksGogglebox (@McCormicksGogg1) June 17, 2019
When someone borrows your car and adjusts your seat, and then no matter what you do, you can never make it 'just right' again…
— Mr Sticktastic (@Sticktake) June 17, 2019
Opening a packet of painkillers and always, without fail, picking the side with the folded paper instructions / warnings
— Gary Slazenger (@gary_slazenger) June 17, 2019
People who say 'myself' instead of 'me'.
(Also 'yourselves' instead of 'you' and 'ourselves' instead of us'.)
It causes me actual pain. Like fingernails down a blackboard.
— Toria Redfern (@drtoriaredfern) June 17, 2019
Toasters that don’t accommodate a regularly sized piece of bread. IT’S YOUR PRIMARY FUNCTION!!!
— Isla Davidson (@RosySmudge) June 17, 2019