Someone accused women of seducing men with their “lubed legs” – our 13 favourite takedowns

7.

This is how she imagines things happen between men and women because she read a book in high school that had some dirty parts. "glossy lips and lubed legs" along with "heaving bosoms" and "throbbing manhood" https://t.co/GcLYS77om6

— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) June 14, 2019

8.

I was just looking at my ashy legs after putting on my honey lip balm and was thinking I should put some lotion on these legs. I had no idea this combination put me at risk of pregnancy and being nominated as the next whore of Babylon. I just thought I was dehydrated. #lubelegs

— Kittenpants (@caTinTac) June 13, 2019

9.

If you’ve been putting lube on your legs all these years I can understand why you’re miserable.

— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) June 14, 2019

10.

I'm a virgin but…when I do decide to have sex.

How much lube do I need to purchase to put on my legs?
I didn't know this was part of the drill😂😂

This seems like a perfectly reasonable woman😬🤥

Which lips was she glossing exactly?

— AskGeeves (@OnlyGeeves) June 14, 2019

11.

I thought this was a joke but remember you are an enormous asshole and you meant every word so please go fuck yourself and take your glossy legs with you.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 14, 2019

12.

'lubed legs' is my safe word

— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) June 14, 2019

13.

LUBED legs??? Jayzus, I'm lucky if I can find the time to SHAVE my legs.

— *I'M* Not Cosette (@Cosette2016) June 14, 2019

Anthropologist, Hilary Agro, had a tip for Denise McAllister.

That’s not where the lube is supposed to go Denise

— Hilary Agro 🍄 (@hilaryagro) June 14, 2019