Simply 11 funny takes on Father’s Day
It’s Father’s Day, so all the dads out there will be wearing their comedy T-shirts, looking forwards to that fresh-sock feeling in the morning and marvelling at the fact they somehow ended up paying for their own gifts. Amongst all the well wishes and reminiscences on Twitter, we found these funny tweets about the special day.
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My son treating me to a fab day out.
Love you Hieronymus #FathersDay pic.twitter.com/ZHFWpa8TYz— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 16, 2019
2.
You can’t blame Boris Johnson for missing the Channel 4 debate tonight. It’s father’s day, so he’s got a LOT of houses to visit.
— Ed Morrish (@edmorrish) June 16, 2019
3.
Happy Father’s Day to every man who has ever given birth…wait…I don’t want to make this mistake again. And…to those who have adopted!
— Brent Spiner (@BrentSpiner) June 16, 2019
4.
Aww. My daughter made me a beautiful handmade #FathersDay card. Such a shame she forgot the possessive apostrophe in "father's" & I had to rip it up in front of her, but it's the only way they'll learn isn't it?
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) June 16, 2019
5.
Reading my Father's Day card brought a tear to my eye, this morning – "Fuck off you useless piece of shit", will do that to a man.
— Puncroaker (@Puncroaker) June 16, 2019
6.
Baskerville, my two year old, gave me the sweetest Father’s Day card. pic.twitter.com/JC9SPJaapu
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) June 16, 2019
7.
Happy Father’s Day to the best dad in the world.
Whoever he is.
— Sofie Hagen (@SofieHagen) June 16, 2019
8.
If I'd had kids, they might have drawn me a bad picture or made me a useless little object today and I would have loved it with all my heart BECAUSE OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME & BECAUSE I'M IN DENIAL ABOUT SECRETLY WANTING TO DUMP THEM AT A SERVICE STATION THEN DRIVE AWAY #FathersDay
— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) June 16, 2019
9.
God imagine being one of Boris Johnson’s secret children, tuning in to channel 4 on Father’s Day and finding he’s *also* absent from the debates.
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) June 16, 2019
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Happy Father's Day to my Dad. Here he is when I was 3. pic.twitter.com/0Lj4fVm6kk
— John Rain CBE (@MrKenShabby) June 16, 2019
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Looking forward to Father's Boxing Day tomorrow, going shopping in the sales! Getting myself half price hammers, gammon and more abandonment issues
— ChrisPianity (@ChrisPurchase) June 16, 2019
Finally, BBC News reminded us of a dad who went viral with this beautiful moment.
Happy #FathersDay
Hope the children are behaving #BBCDad 😉https://t.co/VG80UENqlX pic.twitter.com/kff4gPHKLY
— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) June 16, 2019
