Your 14 best ideas for the next Tory leadership elimination round

8.

Work!! A day in retail!!

— JoeyJoJoTM (@JoeyJoJoTM) June 13, 2019

9.

Withnail and I drugs challenge

— Donald Trump's Toupee (@wildemelvyn) June 13, 2019

10.

Winner is the one who can spaff highest up the wall.

— The Right Irreverent Ferry Master Kalt Jay (@Kaltenjay) June 13, 2019

11.

Just give them 2 hours alone in a room with Larry the Cat @Number10cat . If he sits on their knee, they're through to the next round.

— La Castillo (@hellshousewife) June 13, 2019

12.

Place a pigs head in front of them and see what they do next.

— Matthew Wheeler (@mewheeler73) June 13, 2019

13.

Who Rolls the best Spliff

— Matney Self (@MatneyComedy) June 13, 2019

14.

Time spent volunteering at food banks

— Tessa Blackman 🍋🦎 (@lemony_lizard) June 13, 2019

Someone named Dumbo, ironically, had a clever point to make about choosing the next leader of the country.

Face lift, diet plan, IQ test, polygraph, someone that has an understanding of reality, and can string a sentence together not sounding like a total idiot

— Dumbo (@Dumbo7713) June 13, 2019

It’s far too sensible to hope they’ll do it.

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