Your 14 best ideas for the next Tory leadership elimination round
It’s a bit boring simply using the old method of getting the Tory leadership hopefuls down to the last two, so we wondered what other ways might be employed to eliminate the deadwood and reveal – the other deadwood. We had a few ideas, but we thought we’d throw it out for suggestions.
Any suggestions for what the next round of the Tory leadership contest should be? Suggestions so far:
Fight with wild animals
Interstellar death match
— The Poke (@ThePoke) June 13, 2019
You lot were as brilliant as usual, and these were our favourite responses.
surviving on benefits.
— lisa dobkinson (@lgwilk) June 13, 2019
Number of children had from extra marital affairs? Less than 2 and you're out…
— Stacey Woods (@svmitche) June 13, 2019
Swimwear round? Although that might have to be followed rather quickly with a Poking Your Eyes Out With A Sharp Stick So As To Never Have To Witness The Horror Again round.
— Jos Roberts (@RobertsJos) June 13, 2019
Longest silence. Boris Johnson would be the first one gone.
— Julian Shea (@juliansheasport) June 13, 2019
Race round the world on pogo sticks
— Allan Martin (@jocksaway74) June 13, 2019
Russian Roulette with hospital sandwiches 🤢
— kerrie mcgreal (@kerriemcgreal) June 13, 2019
I personally think it should be set up like a gladiators style 3 part series hosted by Chris Akabusi. Something about a Gove/Johnson pugil stick match I’d like to see.
— Ben Bowker (@BenBowker) June 13, 2019