Jim Davidson says Sadiq Khan has f**ked up London – 11 beautiful takedowns
The right’s favourite relic of the racist comedy circuit, Jim Davidson, has had another Twitter meltdown – this time claiming he’ll be boycotting London because of whatever it is he thinks Sadiq Khan has done to it.
I am never coming to London again. Khan. You have fucked my home town up.
— Jim Davidson (@JimDOfficial) June 13, 2019
His outburst drew quite a lot of pisstaking reactions, and these were the most entertaining.
1.
"KHAAAAAAAANNN!" pic.twitter.com/5bpryeibSg
— David Quantick (@quantick) June 13, 2019
2.
Huge and sincere thanks to @SadiqKhan for his excellent public service where this is concerned. https://t.co/wgYStqirds
— Marcoooos! (@marcusbrig) June 13, 2019
3.
I hereby invite Sadiq Khan to fuck up Edinburgh so Jim Davidson never visits us either https://t.co/TDvi2jo7sg
— sarto mutiny (@SartoMutiny) June 13, 2019
4.
Jim Davidson apparently lives in Dubai. https://t.co/DT9waS0tlR
— Otto English (@Otto_English) June 13, 2019
5.
This new Star Trek movie pitch is strong. https://t.co/CkZcMYG33K
— Matt Owen (@MJowen174) June 13, 2019
6.
Sure it’s probably just a weird coincidence how many people who have a reputation for being quite fucking massive racists seem to have a problem with the brown-skinned Mayor of London. https://t.co/0a4Q5E4wRP
— 🏳️🌈 Max 🏳️🌈 (@SpillerOfTea) June 13, 2019
7.
I’d stay away from Manchester as well, mate. Not because it’s been fucked up, just because everyone thinks you’re a cunt. https://t.co/OfKItrWV9q
— Red Sky At Night (@redskyatnight) June 13, 2019
8.
So can we mark London safe then? A Jim Davidson free zone? https://t.co/TtB2TSwsPX
— Aftab Singh Gujral (@aftabgujral) June 13, 2019
9.
“I can’t get a fucking gig in London anymore because everyone there thinks I’m an atrocious bellend.”
— Profanity Dog (@ProfanityDog) June 13, 2019
10.
Wow – I'm no fan of Sadiq Khan, but you've got to have some respect for a guy who drives Jim Davidson out of a city for good. https://t.co/a3dPa7Usri
— John Shafthauer (@johnshafthauer) June 13, 2019
11.
Finally, some good news. https://t.co/dIQvuUaEpH
— John O'Farrell (@mrjohnofarrell) June 13, 2019
There was a twist in the tale, however, as his vow was doomed to have a very short shelf life.
Jim Davidson is quite literally appearing at the Dorchester tonight. https://t.co/DT9waS0tlR
— Otto English (@Otto_English) June 13, 2019
Londoners must be so relieved.
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