Everyone’s got a Boris Johnson story but comedian Joe Heenan’s got the best one
With Boris Johnson another step towards Downing Street, lots of people have been sharing stories about the former foreign secretary.
Most, if not all of them, to illustrate what a giant arse he is.
Like Labour MP, Wes Streeting, for instance.
It’s time Boris Johnson was held to account for his record as Mayor of London. Here comes (a long) thread… pic.twitter.com/fCV8U24sme
— Wes Streeting MP (@wesstreeting) June 13, 2019
And this one, by a chap called Jonathan Lis.
OK, everyone. I think it’s time I told my Boris Johnson story. It’s a story about the time as foreign secretary where Johnson committed a straightforward resigning offence, got caught out, then got away with it.
Thread.
— Jonathan Lis (@jonlis1) June 13, 2019
There are lots more too, but you won’t find a better one than this by comedian Joe Heenan. It’s a real eye opener and – we should probably say at this point – just a little bit NSFW.
This is my Boris Johnson story.
I’ve never told anyone this & it’s a bit of a long thread but please stick with it.
This is all 100% true
Ok, here goes— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 13, 2019
Go on, Joe, go on.
He’s a cunt
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) June 13, 2019
The reviews are in, and it’s a hit!
It took a while to get to the point but a riveting read all the same
— Ordinary Bloke (@nick4kwhite) June 13, 2019
A puckish satire of contemporary mores.
— Dennis Guilder #GTTO (@Geraldmrbaz) June 13, 2019
Sometimes you settle in and click on a thread and the time you've invested in it just doesn't pay off. Then there's this!
— Laura Clifton (@EvePink123) June 13, 2019
I’m going to sit down with a coffee and some chocolate hobnobs right “go”
— James #VoteLabour (@Jaduk99) June 13, 2019
To conclude …
— Jeremy Swift (@jezpswift) June 13, 2019
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