11 hilarious Tory leadership campaign posters to help you pick a favourite
The race to become the leader of the Tory Party, and therefore the PM, began in earnest yesterday, with ten candidates left standing, It’s like The Apprentice, with just as much bluster, fewer gourmet doughnut brands and far more potential for the UK to end up as a global pariah.
The very funny Phlegm Clandango, over on Twitter, has created some posters for the leadership hopefuls, but we strongly suspect they won’t be clamouring to use them.
Rory Stewart
I’m beginning to like Rory Stewart. I think he might just be the best of a bad bunch. I’ve even done him a campaign poster.#TeamRory pic.twitter.com/CfXQNlpZPf
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) May 30, 2019
Esther McVey
Here’s Esther McVey’s for comparison. Verbatim quote btw. pic.twitter.com/wwsjaI8Dg7
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) May 30, 2019
Michael Gove
Jeremy Hunt
Dominic Raab
Andrea Leadsom
Sajid Javid
Matt Hancock
The favourite – statistically speaking – Boris Johnson
Kit Malthouse didn’t even make it to the starting line – we wonder why.
Kim Monkhouse’s, no, sorry Cam Minthearse, Kat Monchengladb… oh whatever. pic.twitter.com/b6otleyodM
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) May 30, 2019
Finally, another non-starter – James Cleverly
If any of them want to make Phlegm Clandango their campaign manager, they know where to find him.
Source: @Cain_Unable
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