Simply 21 funny tweets about Donald Trump’s state visit to the UK
As you’ve probably noticed by now, Donald Trump has arrived for his state visit to the UK, touching down in Stansted airport before taking off by helicopter for London.
The so-called president’s visit has prompted no end of comment as you might imagine, and here are 23 of the funniest things people have had to say about it so far.
1.
Making Trump land at Stansted is more insulting than not inviting him
— Esther Webber (@estwebber) June 3, 2019
2.
President Donald Trump has arrived in the UK for a three day state visit. Queen Elizabeth II has asked Prince Philip to pick him up from the airport. #TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/lpqfX5ZzER
— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) June 3, 2019
3.
I really wonder what it is that bananas racist, white supremacist forgiving, muslim banning, nazi apologising Donald Trump doesn't like about Sadiq Khan. It's a baffling mystery of our times.
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 3, 2019
4.
You better have jars,
Or buckets of piss,
You better have bags,
Of dogshit and jizz,
Fanta Claus is coming to town.He’s writing a tweet,
It’s angry and rash,
He’ll lock up your kids,
He’ll fondle your gash,
Fanta Claus is coming to town.— Max ️♀️ (@SpillerOfTea) June 3, 2019
5.
Does Melania know she looks like a kidnapped stewardess? https://t.co/7tlPPoDnuE pic.twitter.com/MLktA7LpOF
— fleetstreetfox (@fleetstreetfox) June 3, 2019
6.
Tell him one’s not at home. #TrumpVisit #TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/ENF8tOq6oP
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) June 3, 2019
7.
BREAKING: Trump tweets about London visit.
"London Mayor a loser."
"UK TV news all fake."
"Medicine too socialised."
"Driving on left very dangerous."
"Princess Kate not that hot."
"Protesters look Mexican."
"McDonald's drive-thru can't take limos."
"What is a toad in the hole?" pic.twitter.com/FUIiGkFHnY— The DM Reporter (@DMReporter) June 3, 2019
8.
Why is Donald Trump like a bag of Revels?
Because whenever I just want to enjoy a nice coffee, that little orange bastard pops up & ruins it.#TrumpUKVisit
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) June 3, 2019
9.
Donald Trump's cavalcade leaving Stansted Airport pic.twitter.com/Eh7EYl6iff
— The Poke (@ThePoke) June 3, 2019
10.
If President Trump tries to grab this pussy, then he’ll find out it’s got claws… #TrumpUKVisit
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) June 3, 2019
11.
Beautiful. Someone has moved giant gentleman's sausage into field on approach to Stansted Airport for #Trump to see#TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/vzmwF5Yzl4
— Lost Droids (@Lost_Droids) June 3, 2019
12.
Jesus, I know nobody likes him but that’s a bit much. pic.twitter.com/ax5BSpQIsn
— Jacqui Abbott (@jamajestical) June 3, 2019
13.
Throwback to the last visit by Trump where luckily, according to the rules, a queen can move diagonally. pic.twitter.com/ijHeJ3iJHW
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) June 2, 2019
14.
Welcoming committee prepare for Donald Trump’s arrival. pic.twitter.com/4jF8NmVuKm
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@RogerQuimbly) June 2, 2019
15.
Arrives on a plane, gets straight on a helicopter. Hopefully he'll get off that, onto a glider, then a handglider, then a wingsuit, and eventually they'll just give him one of those hats with a propellor on and leave him in a field. #TrumpUKVisit
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) June 3, 2019
16.
Dear America
Quick! Change all the locks. We'll keep him distracted with shiny things.
— QT (@QuebecTango) June 3, 2019
17.
Did he fly in on HairFalse One? #UKTrumpVisit
— Trudi (@Trudski2012) June 3, 2019
18.
Please god make this happen.#TrumpUKVisit #Milkshake #milkshakeTrump #MorMade pic.twitter.com/qPPYYbExBu
— Martin Mor (@MartinMorComedy) June 3, 2019
19.
#TrumpUKVisit
Big man, pig man
Ha, ha, charade you are…
With your head down in the pig bin
Pig stain on your fat chin
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry pic.twitter.com/ZWB9hJmYdU— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) June 3, 2019
20.
As Donald Trump touches down in the UK, one man looks forward to having a normal conversation for once. pic.twitter.com/92VqmmTDAA
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) June 3, 2019
21.
Footage from Buckingham Palace as Donald Trump meets with the Queen:#TrumpUKVisit pic.twitter.com/j6BtaoMU2Q
— PoliticsJOE (@PoliticsJOE_UK) June 3, 2019
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Donald Trump was given a very British welcome as Air Force One flew into Stansted
