Dominic Raab’s campaign video is a hilarious self-own – 16 perfect takedowns
Dominic Raab, former Brexit Secretary, current prime ministerial hopeful, has produced a slick campaign video to appeal to the Tory membership, and it’s a bold one. Watch and be amazed.
Fairness is what I've been fighting for all my working life. Watch my new video setting out how I will campaign for a fairer Britain. pic.twitter.com/uhFEi9dqwS
— Dominic Raab (@DominicRaab) May 28, 2019
Who knew Dominic Raab was such a champion of equality and justice, other than the man himself? The takedowns kept on coming.
1.
Fairness is…
Wanting to scrap workers’ rights
Saying people use food banks not due to poverty but due to occasional cashflow problems
Having links to the IEA who want to scrap the NHS
Being so far right you have to face that way at the start of a video https://t.co/VTT8XzMTas— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 28, 2019
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Hi Dominic, glad to hear you’ve been fighting for fairness all your life. I suppose that means we imagined the time you advertised for an unpaid intern in your office or said we shouldn’t let the murder of Jamal Kashoggi stop us selling arms to Saudi Arabia? Yes that must be it. https://t.co/LLZ7Z7grFf
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) May 28, 2019
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Fairness! From the man who thinks feminists are "obnoxious bigots", who recommended excluding start-ups & small biz from the u-21 minimum wage, & suggested scrapping Agency Workers Regulations and Working Time Regulations! FAIR! https://t.co/yqK958LEVq
— sianushka (@sianushka) May 28, 2019
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This is why Rory Stewart doesn't stand a chance. He's all "We need to talk about the fine details of how we run this country" and everyone else is, like, "I believe in abstract nouns. And if I become leader of the Conservatives, I'll work my hardest for an abstract noun Britain." https://t.co/81teJFGFEd
— David Llewellyn (@TheDaiLlew) May 28, 2019
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Here's a question. If it's totally fine to trade w/ our biggest & most important trading partner, the EU, on WTO rules – then why do we need to desperately leave it to seek deeper trading relationships with countries not already covered by EU's preferential trade agreements? https://t.co/L7VXIOw7g3
— Nina Schick (@NinaDSchick) May 28, 2019
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Taking credit for Milosevic facing justice is a fucking stretch for someone who didn't even know where Dover ferries went to this time last year. https://t.co/SQIZ6sZGZe
— Enough Of That Now (@AndyGilder) May 28, 2019
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Fairness… pic.twitter.com/TY5zPzr00Y
— Liz Bates (@wizbates) May 28, 2019
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"Why hello there. I'm Dominic Raab. You may remember me from such bestsellers as Britannia Unchained, and the Withdrawal Agreement (vote III)" pic.twitter.com/YlN0ci5Dcr
— Esther Webber (@estwebber) May 28, 2019
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wait back up dominic raab has a driving conviction pic.twitter.com/uuxrrVwSqW
— Finn Darby (@FinnTD) May 28, 2019
