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This forensic analysis of Brexit Milkshake Man is the funniest episode of CSI: Twitter

During the UK European Parliament elections on Thursday, an unfortunate incident occurred, involving an elderly Brexit Party volunteer, Don McNaughton, who could be from their Youth Wing, for all we know.

What reportedly happened was that a “yob” threw milkshake at the ex-military man, resulting in quite a mess – and outraged tweets like this:

There was widespread condemnation of the attack, as well as some pisstaking.

https://twitter.com/Craigadd/status/1131648998178263041

Before long, however, some doubt crept in …

https://twitter.com/MikeStuchbery_/status/1131608444274970629

Then, someone called Harvey – @harveyschmacker – posted a thread of his analysis of the scene, and it could have been an exposition on C.S.I.

He began by analysing the splatter pattern.

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