The 25 funniest things we saw this week
It’s been a good week for milkshake sales and dry-cleaning services and a bad week for Game of Thrones fans and EU citizens in the UK, who missed out on a vote in the European elections.
It’s also been a good week for funny stuff on Twitter, and here are our favourite 25 things.
1.
Why is "Only You" like Tommy Robinson?
They're both best covered by Yazoo.
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) May 19, 2019
2.
As a little girl everyone said I couldn't be the Pope, but here I am judging the shit out of everyone wearing a dope as fuck hat.
— optimism survivor (@abraveturtle) May 20, 2019
3.
Jon Pertwee was once given this brilliant intro on Blankety Blank by Les Dawson.
'Jon Pertwee once did Shakespeare and now plays a scarecrow, so you could say things have gone from Bard to Worzel'.
— John Smith (@verypopularname) May 20, 2019
4.
naming a dragon drogon is the most lazy thing I’ve ever heard lmao pls meet my dog, deg
— hattie (@hattiesoykan) May 20, 2019
5.
https://twitter.com/fishbowel/status/1130515555641749504
6.
DIETING TIP:
Crying while eating your salad at lunch can burn an extra nineteen calories and you lose excess water weight— ⚡️Carly Danger⚡️ (@carlyken) May 20, 2019
7.
We’ve all been this dog at some point pic.twitter.com/Lo4GT3zu7G
— Omid Djalili (@omid9) May 22, 2019
8.
*pretending to get electrocuted while I shake his hand*
divorce lawyer: ah you again
— andrew (@AndrewChamings) May 21, 2019
9.
When I was married I used to watch porn on rewind so I could fantasise about a woman putting her clothes on and leaving the house on time.
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) May 19, 2019
10.
To be fair, they claim the bottles last longer than other brands. pic.twitter.com/B3YzGA50ro
— Steve N Allen (@mrstevenallen) May 22, 2019
11.
Shit myself thinking he’d hurt himself and somehow gone to the vets without me knowing. Turns out he’s just a fat shit with a passion for cheesecake. Can’t be mad cos same. pic.twitter.com/LEXJ0wh3OG
— Sofie (@sofiedolan) May 22, 2019
12.
“This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.” pic.twitter.com/YtDBPAyH5N
— Håkan Geijer (@hakan_geijer) May 19, 2019
