Nigel Farage was held hostage on his bus by fear of milkshakes – the only 7 reactions you need
Nigel Farage’s run-in with a milkshake earlier this week must have deeply scarred the poor chap, or at the very least made him fear for his suits. On Wednesday, on the campaign trail in Kent, the commodities broker turned career politician ended up unable to get off his bus after some men were spotted holding the
deadly substance tasty drink.
Nigel Farage is stuck on his Brexit bus because people have turned up with milkshakes https://t.co/AmedrduUCx
— Kent Live (@kentlivenews) May 22, 2019
Twitter had this to say about it.
Superman had Kryptonite…
Nigel Farage 'trapped on bus' surrounded by protesters holding milkshakes https://t.co/9oz6Z5QoyE
— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) May 22, 2019
— Jo Maugham QC (@JolyonMaugham) May 22, 2019
Can we just take it in turns to go and stand by that bus holding milkshakes so that Nigel Farage never gets off it. I’ll happily take the next shift.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) May 22, 2019
Hearing that Farage won't leave the bus pic.twitter.com/wtJnJLtvv3
— Ireland Simpsons Fans (@iresimpsonsfans) May 22, 2019
Actual footage from Nigel Farage's bus today. pic.twitter.com/A1uOIscRcG
— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) May 22, 2019
Finally, Louis Barfe wondered about the mood on the bus.
All those fuckers on Farage's bus, trapped by dairy-wielding terrorists. How long before they start drawing lots to see who gets eaten first? 20 minutes? Longer?
— Louis Barfe (@AlanKelloggs) May 22, 2019
They could always get someone to bring them a McDonald’s.
H/T: Kent Live