Explain Game of Thrones in one tweet – 19 unsullied replies (spoilers)
The TV series of Game of Thrones has lasted through eight action-packed seasons, with intrigue, infidelity and incest at every turn, not to mention mayhem and sorcery, so it’d be a tough task to write the clip notes. However, that’s exactly what author Amy Cuddy asked of Twitter, and she didn’t make it any easier.
Can someone please explain the plot/story of the entire #GOT series in a single tweet?
— Amy Cuddy (@amyjccuddy) May 20, 2019
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
But these people gave it the old college try. Contains spoilers.
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https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/1130521964995461120
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The electoral college sucks and white men fail up. https://t.co/TUf5YqA6Rt
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 21, 2019
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"Shakespeare, but with zombies, dragons, and an odd fixation with castration." https://t.co/BrKkf43ppD
— Peter Wang (@pwang) May 20, 2019
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https://twitter.com/DoomlordVek/status/1130527952083529729
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After many bloody wars between clashing families, a fight against the undead, and overcoming a murderous girl with dragons who wanted a better world (but finds out we all end up like our parents anyway), hereditary monarchists decide to give representative monarchy a shot. https://t.co/UTchYUGiRn
— Raghav (@rargulati) May 20, 2019
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The only ones truly loyal were the animals. #GOT #GOTinOneTweet pic.twitter.com/KsSNU1Jxob
— Cat van Zyl (@Catvanzyl) May 20, 2019
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No matter how awful, violent, amoral, heartbreaking, and apocalyptic everything else is in your life, if you bone your aunt it’s going to end uniquely badly.
— SnittyGrappleHat (@Popehat) May 21, 2019
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— Fernando Danieletto (@fjdanieletto) May 20, 2019
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Women never get exactly what they want no matter how hard they suffer, but the teenage boy who rolls his eyes and says "I told you so" totally does. #Gameofthrones
— dr. sarah pressman (@sarahpressman) May 20, 2019
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In the end, they laughed at democracy and the electoral colleges chose Google Search to sit on the throne. #gameofThrones
— Masti Lashkari (@mastilashkari) May 20, 2019