Simply 25 funny things we spotted this week
13.
EUGH! Someone posted a life sized picture of Tommy Yaxley-Lennon through my door pic.twitter.com/D2KCTObpmW
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) May 14, 2019
14.
I handmake my wife's card for every holiday because I am as thoughtful as I am cheap.
— Nathan Gregory (@MrGirlDad) May 12, 2019
15.
I just suggested that a Museum of Wanking should be called the Smithsonanism, and I will not write anything better all week.
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) May 14, 2019
16.
It's just a jump to the left https://t.co/8dMqdbkcEy
— Bec Hill (Be Chill) (@bechillcomedian) May 14, 2019
17.
the actual riddle of the sphinx was "without googling, name literally any character from Avatar, the highest grossing movie of all time"
— Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) May 14, 2019
18.
netflix: are you still watching?
me: no but i CANNOT be left alone with my thoughts
— magnet (@arcadeseals) May 13, 2019
19.
It’s all fun and games until you accidentally stab a space monk pic.twitter.com/tHIPuAGztK
— Swim Jeans 👖 (@ShortSleeveSuit) May 14, 2019
20.
Prince Charming fell madly in love with Cinderella after only one dance, yet I’ve performed a majestic rendition of The Humpty Dance at multiple weddings and haven’t gotten even one date out of it.
— Katie (@good_one_rick) May 11, 2019
21.
Convince people you have narcolepsy by
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) May 16, 2019
22.
siri, what is the absolute worst way to experience the written word? pic.twitter.com/9HdazYiCOm
— ⓢⓗⓐⓡⓓⓒⓞⓡⓔ ⧖ (@erocdrahs) May 11, 2019
23.
I’ve woken up and there are sticky crumbs all over my pillow…
Shouldn’t have gone to bed with my hair in a bun
— vivienne clore (@Vivienneclore) May 11, 2019
24.
me: will I go to jail in the future
psychic: no
me: hand over your wallet and empty the register
— sucky tweetz, inc. (@ClichedOut) May 15, 2019
25.
Every lady walking their dog: That’s weird. He’s usually so friendly! pic.twitter.com/E2gOU2dNEL
— Dankchains (@DANKCHAINS) May 12, 2019
