Simply 23 funny responses to David Cameron’s memoirs which will be called ‘For The Record’
Publisher Harper Collins has announced that David Cameron’s memoirs will be published on 19 September and will be called, wait for it, For The Record.
We are pleased to announce that @WmCollinsBooks – an imprint of HarperCollins UK – will publish former Prime Minister David Cameron’s autobiography this autumn. FOR THE RECORD will be released on Thursday 19th September, in hardback, ebook and audio. pic.twitter.com/IQU5lZyslX
— HarperCollinsUK (@HarperCollinsUK) May 16, 2019
And it prompted no end of responses on Twitter, as you might imagine, and these are our 23 favourites.
1.
Can't believe they didn't call it "Happy as a pig in shit".
Don't know why I bothered sending all those emails suggesting it. https://t.co/5koTGs1u1R
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) May 16, 2019
2.
Fucking hell that photo. It's like the eye on the left is calm but the eye on the right realises the gravity of what he's done. https://t.co/usqgbATs8H
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) May 16, 2019
3.
‘Foreword by Danny Dyer’
— Citizen K (@PrimeShade) May 16, 2019
4.
How on earth is this not called "I was the future once"? https://t.co/N1OHSXH1E9
— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) May 16, 2019
5.
I’m assuming the record he’s going for is ‘worst prime minister ever’?
— Sam Jordison (@samjordison) May 16, 2019
6.
New book out. pic.twitter.com/vkP0Os13pg
— Dom Joly (@domjoly) May 16, 2019
7.
Alternative title: ‘Referendumb’ pic.twitter.com/sESpctVjMJ
— Chris Deerin (@chrisdeerin) May 16, 2019
8.
I’d have gone with Trotters Up
— gdpreston (@gdpreston) May 16, 2019
9.
https://twitter.com/Sathnam/status/1129018646318264320
10.
Archaeologists, asking themselves what could have destroyed a once healthy civilisation, unearthed a battered book deep beneath the ruinshttps://t.co/CeI4PxHkrm
— Nick Cohen (@NickCohen4) May 16, 2019
11.
Other titles considered:
Mea Culpa
Please Don't Blame Me for Ruining Everything
Let's Pretend Brexit Isn't My Fault
Calm Down, Dave
Buy This, Even If You Hate Me https://t.co/JMYOuM67xh— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) May 16, 2019
12.
Is there a pigskin bound version?
— sharkastic (@sharkastic) May 16, 2019
