A train driver was listening to something very NSFW and he left his Tannoy on – 14 favourite responses
You probably expect a lot of things when you get on a train – not being able to find a seat, delays and cancellations, maybe someone listing to something far too loud sat next to you.
What you probably don’t expect is, well, have a listen to this, as recorded by Twitter user Paul Brunton while travelling from Wandsworth to Clapham in south London.
My tube driver casually watching porn whilst leaving the tannoy system on… pic.twitter.com/ALWahilGEJ
— Paul Brunton (@MrPaulBrunton) May 10, 2019
And here are some of our favourite things people said about it.
1.
Where did he ‘get off’?
— Paul Hulme (@SalfordPaulH) May 10, 2019
2.
Cockfosters?
— Jason Read (@jasemonkey) May 10, 2019
3.
Shepherd's Bush
— Nicholas (@fools_n_kings) May 10, 2019
4.
Mudchute
— Raymond Keating (@Cynddylan1970) May 10, 2019
5.
Thomas the Wank Engine.
(It’s probably already been done but I’m not looking through all the replies to see if anybody else beat me to it)— aaronfaç51 (@aaronfac51) May 10, 2019
6.
I think the driver beat himself to it!
— Jaymz Hatstand (@jaymz_hatstand) May 10, 2019
7.
Finally, a @SW_Help train came on time
— NCR (@Gleann_lucha) May 10, 2019
8.
Wonder if the train will leave the station
— (@YesMissMurphy) May 10, 2019
9.
Disappointed no one has pointed out it's a public address system and tannoy is a brand name yet. #Partridge
— mushybees (@beesesteeses) May 10, 2019
10.
— Philip Holroyd (@philip_holroyd) May 10, 2019
11.
Hey … We've all been there!
(Penrith I mean …)
— Miss Foster (@ldcf_23) May 10, 2019
12.
— Texx . ❌ (@JOHNtexx) May 10, 2019
13.
Just before climax, someone shouts 'Mornington Crescent'!
— Simon Pegg (@Simon_Pegg) May 10, 2019
14.
He won't need another driver to relieve him at the end of his shift then?
— (@voxtaposition) May 11, 2019
And just in case you’re wondering, South Western Railway which operates the line has apologised and said it was investigating the incident.