On Twitter SheRa Marley-Threepwood has been delving into the murky journalism of Jacob Rees-Mogg’s sister and Brexit Party candidate, Annunziata. This illuminating thread highlights in grotesque detail the ‘disaster capitalism’ practised by Brexit fanatics, and makes for an uncomfortable read.

Anyone would think they were deliberately pushing for a chaotic Brexit which would enable them to stuff their own pockets with the profits such misery would bring about for a fantastically rich, but morally bankrupt, opportunistic investor.

 

A thread about Annunziata Rees-Mogg: 'journalist'

(Now with added horror)

You know how you thought drought was bad, right? pic.twitter.com/7wrqw9vkgE

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

WRONG

It’s just lovely if you invested in Indian tea producers or like importing tea

Not so good if you’re one of 3m Kenyans surviving famine but pic.twitter.com/UzDXck4Zh2

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

What about the global water crisis, which causes untold deaths, entrenches poverty and geographical dislocation? pic.twitter.com/jwc2leu3iQ

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

Bloody lovely chance to make money, that’s what pic.twitter.com/PZIRg7r7UG

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

Four children every minute die for want of access to clean water pic.twitter.com/SFzJBNilXd

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

But at least here she is suggesting investors could do something to end the suffering pic.twitter.com/hAf9RyCePL

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

MEGALOLZ just jokes, water is totally a growth commodity

Maybe if you stopped dying long enough to invest in some of this “blue gold” you wouldn’t be in this pickle, children pic.twitter.com/w2xP3viJcI

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

Another story: our aging population

Or, to Annunziata, how to PLAY the aging population pic.twitter.com/z0G2Wo1cCv

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

It’s bad news for the elderly. Bad news for the NHS. Bad news for the government. Bad news for the taxpayer

Quite nice news for private care providers and their investors, as it turns out pic.twitter.com/dEBrATvjnL

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

At least the cold snap of 2005 gave her a chance to reflect. High risk of deaths, they predicted pic.twitter.com/ul15VSbNoS

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

But, ever the optimist, Annunziata states where there are losers (dead old people) there will always be winners (gas storage companies)

And for goodness sake! Think of the SNOW! pic.twitter.com/BeyIOCe2ra

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

(as an aside, this is *genuinely* terrible writing, even for a trade pub.) pic.twitter.com/4F800VYHGR

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

At least she acknowledges the millions living in fuel poverty.

Her answer: wear a fucking hat pic.twitter.com/l1MS1rL3vg

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

Hidden in amongst the gleeful orgy of disaster capitalism are some truly amazing takes.

Top tip: don’t back Google, kids, it won’t last pic.twitter.com/crBlMTTLFB

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

Now before you comment: this was not a job she took to keep a roof over her head as a young graduate struggling to pay bills. This view of the world is ingrained in her family, her circles and her (now former) Tory party

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

And it is endlessly grotesque to see people extol the virtues of Christianity and traditional values, whilst profiteering from pain

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

See: Jacob Rees Mogg, staunch Catholic, anti-abortion, profits from abortion pills pic.twitter.com/u65WMPTszb

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

This isn’t about the world of investments. It’s not even about money. It’s about the presentation of oneself and ones values to the electorate. They aren’t people of the people. It’s an utter fallacy. pic.twitter.com/M5R07mX0cr

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

And, in Annunziata’s case, it’s screams more about her sense of being cheated out of a seat in the commons by Cameron, than the British people being cheated by Brexit. As demonstrated above, she doesn’t much care for people. pic.twitter.com/F3fvC3N7iZ

— SheRa Marley-Threepwood (@SheRa_Marley) May 10, 2019

This thread. Bloody hell, she’s putting in a valiant effort to snatch the crown of most awful Rees-Mogg. Who saw that coming?

— Ped Peros (@PedroPeros) May 10, 2019

You’ve just perfectly described the Rees-Moggs. Money out of the misery of others.

— Jeff #FBPE 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈🇬🇮NHS❤️ (@timberjeff53) May 10, 2019