A Trump supporter’s ten-egg breakfast had people scrambling to take the piss
We never cease to be amazed at the idiocy of Trump supporters, such as the ones who have recently been arguing that the President’s reported billion-dollar loss is a good thing because it meant he didn’t pay tax. Trump’s favourite “news” show, Fox & Friends went out among the people to chat with his supporters about the tax returns, and they captured this bizarre vox pop.
Holy crap! Check out how many eggs this Trump fan had on his plate during an interview with Fox & Friends at a Milwaukee diner pic.twitter.com/X8OFusIv6z
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 8, 2019
"it's totally ridiculous. they're promising people everything; free this, free that, free this, free that. and in actuality if you sit down and look at it, that's buying votes." pic.twitter.com/j7TZMlJmqp
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) May 8, 2019
Far less important than retired-trucker Johnny’s disinterest in Trump’s mysterious tax returns and dislike of the welfare system is the small matter of his breakfast, which seems to be a beautifully arranged double flower of ten eggs, either fried or poached. That’s not weird at all.
Of course, Twitter just couldn’t resist making some yolks about it. #NotSorry
This man eating 10 fried eggs at a time seems like he knows what he's talking about https://t.co/SWvw8UiYIs
— Luke Bailey (@imbadatlife) May 8, 2019
perfectly normal tv station interviewing a perfectly normal man. nothing to see here https://t.co/eacP1Xyhno
— Rays 149-13 (@yeetyourveggies) May 9, 2019
It seemed like a good way to poach a few votes, but when the message did not go over easy with the locals, they scrambled to regroup. https://t.co/SXXc3WN88k
— Steve Butera (@SteveButera) May 9, 2019
"It's totally ridiculous" says man eating ten fried eggs at once for no apparent reasonhttps://t.co/hZv5NH29Er
— Daily Mail Comments (@BestoftheMail) May 8, 2019
he was too busy raving about the socialists buying votes that i didn't even notice he literally has a whole-ass carton of eggs on his plate https://t.co/HPZ4glQvOk
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) May 8, 2019
"Just give me all the eggs you have. Wait… wait. I worry what you just heard was give me a lot of eggs. What I said was, 'Give me all of the eggs you have.'" https://t.co/CBHN3JMZWR
— Feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) May 8, 2019
that classic american breakfast, a pentagram of eggs
— Incel Lannister (@neilkli) May 8, 2019
Still can't believe Fox News interviewed Gaston here…
"And you say that when you were a lad you ate how many dozen eggs, sir?" pic.twitter.com/5koKBq2FXt
— Arlen Parsa (@arlenparsa) May 8, 2019
A Twitter user named Hafiz Shariff suggested something about Trucker Johnny’s egg mountain.
Johnny the retired truck driver is going to need Obamacare after that breakfast…
— Hafiz Shariff (@HafizDoc) May 9, 2019
The irony.
H/T: Indy100