Somebody tried to pass this off as a vegan lasagna – but it’s just not
Most of us will have had a delicious lasagna at some point, and those of you who haven’t need to get right on that at the first opportunity. It’s usually made from sheets of pasta, layered with sauce, meat, vegetables and a bit of cheese on the top, so the vegan version would swerve the meat and have vegan cheese substitute on the top, right? Not according to a coworker of @AristaFbabi.
Coworker brought in vegan lasagna today and I’m ready to knock all that shit over. pic.twitter.com/eZWgkQNPWP
— Peaches (@AristaFbabi) April 30, 2019
Because this isn’t the BBC and we don’t have to maintain a strict impartiality policy, I’m going to come right out with it and say that that’s not lasagna, it’s a salad – a very neat salad, but still essentially a salad.
Most people agreed with that assessment.
We have another word for this. https://t.co/o3UbrPm7Tp https://t.co/iVAV4PoA0N
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) April 30, 2019
I laughed out loud. Literally chuckled. Because WTF. Just say you brought salad. It's salad, Karen. https://t.co/aSPfa8RGTP
— April (@ReignOfApril) April 30, 2019
"Vegan lasagna," also known as a salad https://t.co/fg2Vfycmwo
— Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) May 1, 2019
That's salad. Your coworker brought salad. https://t.co/iqtjgB77e1
— Jeremy (@MonocleMan1) April 30, 2019
Definitely. Not. Lasagna.
— STOUFFER'S (@stouffers) April 30, 2019
One Twitter user felt it was neither lasagna nor salad.
Lmaooo this is just a breadless cold cut sandwich in casserole form https://t.co/S0vrCdPHel
— Pooch. (@ItsVee_) April 30, 2019
Whatever it was, it got people talking.
Is your colleague actually vegan? Because this kinda looks like what a non-vegan thinks a vegan dish looks like.
— Mal (@Mal_Strom) April 30, 2019
Imagine having an idea, and the idea was this.
— netsirk! (@nerdyemokristen) April 30, 2019
Vegan lasagna is delicious when it’s done right, it’s just regular lasagne with no meat or cheese. This mess looks like a tragedy.
— PBF (@This_Here_Girl) April 30, 2019
This is what a vegan lasagne should look like 👌🏻 pic.twitter.com/xe5ZbKM3OU
— ChapperzTV ☮️🌱 #TwitchLDN (@ChapperzTV) April 30, 2019
Writer Tweetgood Mac had a suggestion for handling the matter.
Call HR immediately. https://t.co/5cBNjZhQdL
— Tweetgood Mac (@SnottieDrippen) April 30, 2019
But fellow writer Matt Walsh came to a more draconian conclusion.
This is why veganism will be outlawed under my regime https://t.co/Zy3SdeFjqq
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) May 1, 2019
That’s going to lose him the green vote.
H/T: Twitter Moments
