What if Jesus were a Tory? 17 biblical epics

As we move into Eastertide, our thoughts may well be turning to spiritual and theological matters – they’re not, though; they’re turning to ruinously expensive chocolate and roast dinner.

We’re also turning our attention to how Jesus might have behaved, had he been one of the worst kind of Tories; you know the kind we mean – the ones who might consistently vote for welfare benefit cuts or against equality bills.

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Lo, Tory_Jesus did put the thoughts and words of Tories into the mouth of Jesus, and all were entertained for it was hilarious. Amen.

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